when blayde tozier, older sister of ritchie tozeir, stops being homeschooled, she joins dairy high school. wear she is initiailly bullyed by the bowers club. after she shows them that she isnt like other girls in diary high, she forms a budding real...
the whoreer of 2019 started like it began , in 2019 with the hero of this sorty,, a true G by the name of Blayde Tozier-Hockseter a real gangsta instagram model but for dollskill not like fashionnova the preppy bitches. like fashion nova totaly fired her early 2018 for bullying regulr grls (pink iz uglyes)
"ugh my peshoiosu bby pattycakes wake uppp" i cooed to my beutiful husband, we r 37 (but stil hot) yers yung (or hung in patricks case lol)
"mmm wat is it my delious hot beutiful bitch wife i luv u so much u r the lite of my life my diet coke" patrik sayed to me in a lving grouff manley voice
"my dum bro and his ugle friends r coming back 2 dariy 2 day" i sayed femininley
"uh grous" he renplied
sudenly i felt a sharep payne in my stummy
"o no...", . i dived to the toylet to relive myself
hynnnnnnnnn
"bby r u okk?" patrick woried askd blayde the lite of hes life
"uhh im fine....leve me allone!! " i shooted to him
wen he walkd off i open the packag and pizzed on the piss stick
my stomac droped aand i shidded wen the stick showed up wid the results
'mirror miror on thee wal.. i lost the instrustions and i dont no if twwo lines meens im pregnernte or not...' i sighed to myself
*cnock cnock cock* patrik went
"UGH O MA GOD PATIRKC I SAYED LEVE ME ALONE!!! IM ASS PISSING MOLTEN DOO DOO BUTTER BECUS THT CHILLI U COOKED ME LAST NITE!!!!!!!111!!'' i shoudded to him in a panic while tring to find the packag with the intructinon s. i want 2 no if i can gt drunk b4 seeing all my old frends or not i cant do this sober at all.
"ew srry babe ill go get sum preperation h 4 u" patrick husstled off becus he luvs me
i found the intructions and they said im fuked......... 2 lines meens pregernat .... i wallowed in self pretty
steeling one last glace at the piss stick, i saw the lines fade out....., huh,....... suddenlty a big spooky skull faded in screming UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH , loud.ly "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" i sayed and ran away
4pm, dairy starbucks 1 hours after stan urises funeral (4 anyone tht doesnt no he cominted sueofside wen mike calld him tht pennywise is back and he freeked out becus he remebered is childhood and slinted his rists (mood) )
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blayde, patty, bill, beverly, eddie, rinchie, and mike (or blayde, patty and wats left of the losers club if u will) sat at a booth in spacecash or star bux
