to psycos in love

love at first punch

as im walking into dairy high school for the first time, i feel very confident as all the girls so far are ugly. ritchie wont leave me alone, he keeps following me even after i tell him to go, i want to make a good impression.

"god cant u and ur annoying friend eddy leave me alone?!" i shouted at my brother and his friend eddy. "or are yous to loser to leave me be?!!" i finished my angry rant.

"mmm hot babe new girl just burned the two sissy bitches!" i heard a man shout from behind me.

turning around i saw an attractive blode haired boy with a mullet and a tank top stalking over to me, and behind him was the hottest dude ive ever seen in my life, he had longish brown hair, a cartoon cat shirt and ripped jeans and best of all... he had...ABBS!!!!!! i was almost drooling just looking at the pieromaniac who was holding a lighter in his hand and a can of hairspray in his pocket that i couldnt see. 

"yeah well im not like other girls, i hate my idiot brother.but you guys look cool. my names blayde, sup?" i cooly introducced myself with a smirk.

"the names henry bowers, this is patrick hocksetter" henry said jesturing to the hot guy with blue crystal eyes like limpid tears and abs.

"you are all dumb idiots!" ritchie shouted angryly at us, overhearing our convo. patrick walked up to him and punched him, richie and eddie cryied and ran off in fear 

"hahahahahahhahahahahaha omg that was legit so funny bro" i said laughly.

"m you are pretty cool for a chick," patrick said with a hot evil smirk, "and really fuckin hot too babe", i blushed at this last thing

"ugh u boys are fucking pigs! i said as i turned around and walked to my locker, still hereing there catcalls and wolf whistles. i got my books out of my locker and headed to my first class.... dreaded Physical education. ive always hated physical edication, i just tell the teachers i have my peirod and they dont make me participate, i hope they take my exuse this time.