"how is there 2 of u?!!" i asked with a raw, " paty u nevar told me u hav a twin?"
"hes a eval clone!" paty 1 sayed, poining to paty 2
i took out my AK- and pointed it at them
"witch one is the rael patrick?!" i scremed as angry as irrational stange things fans wen some1 dosent stan steve
sudenly, my short frend victor busts through the door with his bleached hair looking all perfct and prety
"DONT SHOOT I HAV AN EXPLANATON!" he hufed, took a breath & stated 2 explan sumthing
"..this morning, patrick walked up to me and he smiled at me ad genuinly asked how i was AND he dint beet up any kids on his way in evn thouh eddy was rite there.... i was shoked!!" he gasped and i gasped and one of the partricks gasped and the other patrick gasped and som1 who was in teh hallway over hearing gasped 2.
"so i instlyntly new sumthing was rong, i jumped as high as i coold and stole a hair from his hed and ran as fast as i col to the sience lab, i did sum tests........... it wasnt patrick" i gasped once agin and evryone gasped
"gasp!"
"yer so lyk tht one isnt patirck," he sayed pionting to the patrick tht cheted on me
".. its currywise!!" he finished
"GASP!!!!!!!!!" i gasped in gaspiation, " wtf y ?!?!?!?" i scremed
"howdy do" curywise sayed, morfing out of his patrick form tht he made 4 releiving his.....tension.... and back into his regular form
"sorri i was making a man with long hair and a tan..." he started
"I DONT WANT 2 HERE IT BICH!" i cyed, i felt so betrayed!
sudenly pennywise aperaed at the door,
"currywise!! i told u not to!!" he sayed
"huh?" vic asked
"he came up with thsi plan....... i told him not to i sweer! ,, he wanted 2 tak the form of patrick to trick blayde into braking up with him.... becus we hav all been so woried abut u in this relatonship..... currywise saw patricks frige in the junk yard.... he saw al the ded pupys and it kiled us to think tht in the futur u mite be one of patricks ded pupies!" my father cryed on to currys sholder
"oh hahahahahahah its fine daddy i promiese!" i sayed to penywise
"he wood never hert me ok just chillax!" i sayed, pating my dad on his back
"ok girl well i luv u we got to get bak to the sewers, its raining so we need to cach up 2 our meal, by sweaty!" they sayed and waved
"...im glad thts sorted out, i new ur wernt a bad guy, patrick!!!!!" i scremeid in glee (the emotion not the shit tv show dots!) and jumped in his arms and cryied
as we walked out of the cup board, i pasted alysslysa who snorted at us
"dont cop an additude slut, youv got a giant motherfucking forehead bitch, you whitetrash peice of shit" i sassed her with a smirk and she cryied
"yep, thts my bae blayde!!!" paty said proud of me for staniding up myself 4 once.
"thnx vic!" i shoted to vic
"yer u idot bitch i luv u" patick sayed to vic with a wink and he ran away rlly fast
a hevy metal song played in the back ground as patrick roman tickly held me bride style and walked me 2 my class
'EVIIIIIIIILLLLLL!!!!!,
Evil incarnate,
evil incarnate
Dozen,
Dozen evaluation
Feasting (Feasting)
On the blood,
On the blood,
Of Ovulation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
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llunch time
in the cafetiria with briget
i had my tray of food and went to go find the gang when sudenly evrything went silnt, i looked up and patrick was standing on the table, music in the backgrond started playing..
"....wtf?" i sayed confusied
thats wen patrick started to........sing &rap his favorit song
"The blinds wide open so he can
See you in the dark when you're sleepin'
Think about it, fresh out the shower
You touch yourself after hours
Ain't no man allowed in your bedroom
You're sleeping alone in your bed
But check your window, he's at your window" burp, henry and victor sung softly behind patrick, doing cerography and dancing rlly amzingly and doing sepcatular flips it was so cool, wen they finished there verse, patrick started 2 rap
"1, 2, ur the gurl i want,
3, 4, 5, 6 ,7, shit 8 is the bulets if u say no after all this and I just coldnt take it, ur so mo**therfuckin' gorgeous, gorgeous, bby ur gorgeous, I just wanna drag ur lifeless body to the forest & fornicate with it but that's because I'm in love with. You cunt" patrick perfctly rapped.
"ahhhhhh oh my fuking gawd ur so hot!!" i scremed and cryied, i jumped on the table and hugged and kissed him for 5 five minuts and evryone cheered and clapped, evry1 was jelous of our perfct psyco love.
he swished his hair out of his face and continued
"I just wanna talk, and convrsate couse I usually just stalk u and masturbate and I finally got the corage to ask u on a datw so just say yes, let the future fall into place , cunt .." he sang into my eye and i coldnt supresed the mone
"mooan" i moasned
he pulled out a boquete of guns and brocloi on a sticks, there was only 4 real flowers, black roses with industial blades poking out (get it becus her name is blayde and shes emo and goth)
i took them gladly and cryied at how nice and sweat and pure my amzing boyfirdnd patty is.
he swooped me up and did a final dance flip and put me down. he leaned in,
"i luv u blayde, ur my girl and ONLY mine. i will c u tonite.." he smirks and winked and licked my cheek sweaty and left.
............................god i luv him so muhc
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Romancewhen blayde tozier, older sister of ritchie tozeir, stops being homeschooled, she joins dairy high school. wear she is initiailly bullyed by the bowers club. after she shows them that she isnt like other girls in diary high, she forms a budding real...
