when blayde tozier, older sister of ritchie tozeir, stops being homeschooled, she joins dairy high school. wear she is initiailly bullyed by the bowers club. after she shows them that she isnt like other girls in diary high, she forms a budding real...
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"bby my love life, wat do u think of my cosy arms?" patty sneered
"er... I dont no deer." blayde replyed
"wat about my ginger clown? some says its like a f*ckn f*ugly clown."
"um..."
"do you think my poop is like a wicked pompom?"
"where on earth did you hear a thing like that?"
"daddy says that my peep is like a ugle rocc that lyks yawing vinegarly whil waving its toes."
"thats... um... nice. may be we should talk about something else now."
"you know when you ranned hotly? i heared it was like sexily begeing."
"o look, rain outside!"
"but bby my love life, i am a deep sewer!"
(Bepp!)
bepp beep beep bep bep beep
"ugh" i woke up
wat the fuk, tht was the crazyest drem ive evr had......... wat does it meen?
i pulled out my iphone a gogled it, 1ce i fond the meening of my strange dream, i grouffly got up out of my king siz bed
im not a moring person
i walked in 2 my on-sweet and loked in the miror
"mmmm im glad u were bourn with tragicly beutiful looks" blayde said to herself in the miror
miror blayde noded in agrement
i took off my sexy emo PJ's off and steped in 2 the showar admiriing my tato
"propery of patrik hockstetter" i shivered, we r now for ever intwind, we can nevar brake up
im sah happy
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walk walk walk step step stp step walk wlaks
i walk in to scool
i go to my locker and open it
i admire all the potos of my amzing bf and i
"hey blayde" a familar voic spok
"o hi there briget" i replyed to 1 of my frends
her name was briget
she had long think blond hair, tan skin like tanned skin, she was skiny and long, she was whereing a orange tank top with a fishnet top underneath, a nice black skirt, black eyeliner, black high heals and blond hair, she lookd prety witch is rare for anyone @ this scool but me becous im the top emo of the scool and briget is 2nd
"u coming to class today" brig asked
"ya thts y im hear"
"ok"
'ok'
we walked togeter to class as i told my frend abot my wierd dream
"o yer thts werd"
"yer thts wat i said" i siad
we sat at the bak of the classrom as the teacher mrs hagbag taugt the clas about homophones
me and briget were wispering to each other abut random stuff, board to deth of class alredy
"miss tozer, miss sppagerty (briget) stop talking" mrs h saided to our faces
"ok"
we gagled and continued to gabjaw
mrs hagbag decied to try embras me
"ok miss tozziar, if u r talking i gess tht means u can cum to the front of the class and rite the answers on the bored!" hagbag sayed to me, handing me to chalk
i smirked
i went up and asnwered the quesons floorlessly and the class gasped at how smart i am
thts when a prtetntioisu voice rang out
"sorri we dint no how height ur litrracy rate is lol. we thort it wood be low" this irelevent person sayed, they dont evn hav a name bc they r so irelvent and edgy
"OH M;Y GO,D oh my god, oooooh my god ,oh my god, OOH MY GOOOD,, OH,, YM GOODD, oh my g.od , yo u are so rppettentti..ous it hurts.. oh my god" i sayed, holding my hed bc it hurt from how dum the idot insalt was, " u think ur funy but gess wat jenifer lawece......... ur not"
evryone in the class laffed at the irevelnt anoying person
and i walked out like a cool emo girl evryone envied
alyssa was at the back of the class crying wen she saw my cool bran tato
i dint car
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" hey bab i heared wat u did in maths class 2day!!!!!!!!" partick said
" yer im sick of this dum scool" i replyed
"ok lets ditch an d go to home" patrick wimpered gouffed in my eye
i smirked
'ok'
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he kissed me
layed me down
he put his balony pony in 2 my tuna taco
oooo ooo ooo oo OOOOOOOo we scremed in usion
the organisms mad me moan so hard, i began sweating like alyssa at a dna lab
