when blayde tozier, older sister of ritchie tozeir, stops being homeschooled, she joins dairy high school. wear she is initiailly bullyed by the bowers club. after she shows them that she isnt like other girls in diary high, she forms a budding real...
henrys whil they r weighting for blayde 2 get 2 scool
"o man, do u no were berp aand vitor is ?" patrik asked with a sexi yawn
"no man i dont bro" henry replyed
"dam evryon is late tody tht sux lol" paty sayed
"yer"
".............so bro....... i rely luv blayde,....... i think im going to propose 2 her, i want to mary her so badly she gives my hart the fattest boner, she makes my stomakkake walks liyk a flip floop... u no?" he confesed to his besty
"yer man i no wat u meen but lyk... uve only been d8ing for lyk 2 weeks now...... do u even no her last name?" henreye asked unbothered
"lisen hernia i wil no her last name, becus she will be screaming it tonite!" patrick smirked with a smirk
".....im prety sure thts not her last name" henriy sayed with a roll his eyes
"ok bro im lyk complely sure her last name is Wise right?????? her dad is pennywise..... so tht would make her name Blayde Wise rite????" patrick was geting fustraited now reliseing he doesnt no blaydes last name, after thinking for 5 extra minutes he became as angry as botdf wen they had 2 cancal theyre tour becus no 1 bought thtere ticketz
"roar!!!" he roared in fustraition "fuk this im going 2 find tht nerd with the glasses tht i think lives with blayde and beat him until he tells me her last name then threthen him to pretend it never hapened, dont tell blayde were i am if she gets hear.." he stood up and left henry alone
"wow i dint think same thing so smal and irelevent can piss off patrick but then agan even spiderman has his crypt of night" henfry said
he looked up to see blayde walking up to his
"oh hello how is my favorite tozier?" henry smiled to his frend
"whats up bruh?" blayde smiled at him
"yer"
"were is evryone?" blayde wondered
"patricks handing in some home werk but im not sure were vic and berp are... but i noticed sum thing werd..." henry said
"o yer... wat?" she asked interested
"berp hasnt bean hanging near us alot latly, and yestrday i noticed he had a bruse on his neck!" henry gosiped
"oooo he must hav a partner he is keeping secret" i asumed
"i rly want 2 figure out who it is.... y wood he hide sumone from us..." henry sayed
"i no how to figure it out!!" i saied!!!
"hey douchebags wats up" patrick interupted
"o bruh ur fist is all blody!" i exclaimed, kissing his wonds, i luv the taste of his blood
"yer lol i fel over....." he wanked at herney
"...GUYS!! the mater at hand isnot patricks hands!!! BURP!!" henry sayed and told patrick what they think is going on
"look i can furguer out whats going on, all i hav 2 do is hack the mainframe" i began, i pulled out my iphone 7 and typed and coded my way into hacking a main frame....
"im in!!" i shourt, henry and patrick gathering behind me, mostly confused by the nerdy coding stuff im doing becus im smerter then them
"im in his android, it was supar essy to hack, his pasword was 'big toes' ok i will go on his txts.... his latest txt says 'meat me in cupbored 3 on level 2 sweat checks (;' but the name of the contact is "sweat hunny poo my baby poo beer" and some sujestiv emojis... the only way we can figur out who he is doing, is by caching them in the act......lets go to th ecupboard" i explain and we shoot up and run run run run run step step step step runrunurnrunr step open creeak
as we retch open the cupboard door.... we r shooketh!!!!!
it was berp with no top on, kissing...........
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THTS A JOKE BURP ISNT A DIRT BICH
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burp was kissing victor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
we all scremed
"why were u hidnign ur relationship?!?!?" i demanded to no
"idk its hotter 4 us to sneek arond u no" victor shuged
"shuld hav let me no u wanted a boyfrend sooner.." patirkc winked at him and liked his leps
victor scooted away from pat and stod behind burp
".....joking duhh" pantry replyed kising me on the check
"so tell us how u 2 got to gether!! i want 2 no all the deets!!" heny gushed
they all walked back down stares to the outside seating area
"well 1 day last weak, i noticed burp blushing at me and acting werd so naturaly i did wat i do best... i brok into his bed room during clas and took some hairs from his hair brush and went to the lab, i did some lab tests and they all came back the same........ burp had a cursh on me, so i confronted him and we kised and now we r dating" vic explained with red cheeks and huged burp
"o okay cool cood hav just told us lol, lets go to classs" patrick sayed
