when blayde tozier, older sister of ritchie tozeir, stops being homeschooled, she joins dairy high school. wear she is initiailly bullyed by the bowers club. after she shows them that she isnt like other girls in diary high, she forms a budding real...
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i woke up for school on friday morning and put on my outfit, i put on my sexy skull pantys, my strappy bra thing, ritchies socks because i couldnt find any of my own, my balck jacket, my boobtube top , and my checked shoes. i then did a glitter diomand cut crease eyeliner and some payall foundation to make me look vimapire white but not ungly vampie hot vampire u no
"i better wait outside for henry to pick me up before patrick kills me" i says to myself stepping out on the side walk
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burp picked me up from the front of my house and i jumped in thhe back of his car, henrys gf who is also my best friend her name is alyssa tweilligar ive known her since i was 4 we are like soul mates but in a friend way, u no?????? anyway aylssa was wearing long blond hair, stripy black socks, a band shirt she had stolen from her boyfriend henry who is my boy best friend, and she was weairng short shorts even tho it was autum outside.
hey lyssa how are u ?" i asked with a smirk
"good u?" she asked
"yeah totally good'
"ok lets got to high school now"
"ok"
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the first class began and i was sitting at the back of class, i felt patricks eyes burning into the side of my ear, he was sitting across from me and still hasnt spoken to me since f*ucking ritche told on him for smoking cigaretes .
i sneezed
"hey...pst....PST!.... aylssa!" i wisper shouted to my bff who was sitting in the desk next to me
"what?" she wispered back alarms
"miss symonsay is such a fucking bitch hahah" i wisper shaurted to my bestfreind softly but loundly
"What Was That Miss Tozer??????" miss symonsay asked in a sickly sweat voice and a pinchy smirk upon her face
"i was...just....telliny asylass .... about ....my brothers,,, brocoli....yes...his brocoli!!!!! is .....yum!!!!!!!............ i was tell her how good my brother is at making brocoli!" i fail-covered up in my usual sassy-smart-sarcastic-sexy-slash-stupid-annoyingness
"uh hhuh" she mimed unbeleivingly
huhahHHAHA HA AHAHAH AHAHAH i heard patrick couff up from his seat in the class, laughing at my sassyness and he had a boner
i blush, i wanted to empress him so i kept beiing rude to miss symonay
"you fat bitch" i wispered in her direction
"What Was That This Time Balinda Blayde Tozer?!" she shouted softly in her usual sickly sweat voice but her face was old a saggy which made me laugh on the inside but i felt bad because she might be close to death of old age
"i said i have a huge itch" i apologised but patycake was laughing too loud
"Be Quit Patrick! Im Trying To Teach Gography!" she sternly told patrick who growled
"you ugly skank!" i said under my breasth
"What Did You Just Say?????!!!!" simoanye asked alarmed
"i said i want a fish tank" i replied with sas
"Ok I Understand, Me Too" the teacher dumbly said
patrick was now muffling his laughing
i had to up the anti
"u rinkly old clown b*ich" i said
"Gasp" she gasped "What?!??!?!"
I sighed dramaticaly and shrugged drama queen styled but smiled like a smiley person when i heard patrick weesing laughing in the background, " i said u r a old cl*wn bitch" her face went R E D like tomatoe
"Thats It, If U Speak One More Time In Class U Can Go To The Principals Office!" she said sernly but sweatly
patrick throw a scrunched up note at my head, i unscrunched it, i was a poem???????? no just a regualre note with his sexy handwritting
'hey how are you bladye? i love u and im sorri for how i treated u... omg baby u look so hot today ;) i cant wait to see u later tonight if u get what i mean hahaha
im goin to F u.'
i smirked and kissed into his direction when i felt an old hand touch my sholder, ripping my private note out of my hand
'If You Are Writing Notes In Class, I Will Read Them Out!!!!" miss simonaye said, and read the note to the class who looked scared and also like they was going to laugh in my direction
"OMFG PATRICK I CANT BELEIVE U WOULD WRITE THAT WHEN U NO I WOULD GET LAUGHED AT!BBITCH!!!" i screamed at him and ran out of class, my heels clackling behind me.
"baby im so sorry!" patrick cryied
"its ok i guess just dont do it agian" i said
'ok see u tonight' he nipped my neck with his hand sexually i groned
see u i cant wait hot pants" i winked and walked to my next class, physcial education
