when blayde tozier, older sister of ritchie tozeir, stops being homeschooled, she joins dairy high school. wear she is initiailly bullyed by the bowers club. after she shows them that she isnt like other girls in diary high, she forms a budding real...
AN: if u still reed my stories...... ur the real og. sorri i take long brakes from chaptars, but i promise i wwill always update... i wil nevar leve to psycos in love...
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after hiting the floor, i got up to start runing and turned 2 see wear alysyas was
"b-b layde, i triped" she said
"yer i can se that god ur sunch a dumb bich" i roled my eyes
"wat r we going 2 do??? we cant take on greta, shes the most populr grl in skewl!!!" a;ysa sayed
"ur rite........ but i need pattycakes... oh god... what is she doing with him?! he must be so scared!" i cryied at the thort of the horibe things mite b hapening to the innocent and pure patrick honstetter
"we need som1 to help us.... we need an al-"
"WE NEED AN ALLY!!" i smartly sayed.... " but who???" i said to myself in cofusion
"...some one powerful...... some 1 tht noes derry inside out..... someone tht.... maybe eats chilrne????" alysa said dumbly like an idot
"....i no just the person" can i rely even call him a person??
we heded down into the barens
"ick!! i steped in dirt!" alysasa cryied like a litle dumb bich tht brok a naill and lyks 1d
"ugh fhut the up fuk u scrape of metal bicth!" i hushed
"why r u wispering? why r we squaitng behind thtis bush?" alysa asked (she has no kritcal thinking)
"petar gordon and his ugle gf marcia fatten come down here around this time of the nite to......kiss... they r relly annoying and dont want them invitng them selfs along.." i sudenly got an ideer
"wait- it wil b easier to convince penny to help us out if we give him a snack.." i said out loud
"i literly dont undertsant a thing u r talkin abut.." alysa begrunging replosonfed
"shut up and follow my leed!" i said standing up
"HELLO?? HELLOO??? PETER???" i shouted and herd a wispering. we made our way slowly to the quarry tht the sound came from
sudenly a fimialr face cam into view
"moose sandler?!? wat da FUCK r u donin down hear???!" i asked the weird guy from victors sience class
"i came down hear 2 throw stones at the quarry and saw my frends so i am taging along with them!" moose chimed hapily
"marcia and petar,.... its just patricks bby grl , cum out!" moose sharted to petar and his anoying rich gf
"so you three are like.... bffs now or something?" i asked
" moar like the new losars club!" alysa laughed at the idots.
"hahahah i no rite ttht was funny but shut up" i roled my eyes
"mmm... well, petar and i were actully just down here....reading.... and moose came over and woodlynt stop talkin abut adam sandler movies and i was abut 2 blow my brains out.." marcia told me... evryone avoids moose at all costs becus his strange obsesion with adam sandler his only real fredns are vic and belch but thts only becus ther r 2 nice to tell him off
"u 3 shood come with us.." i told them
"yer ok" they all agred and followd me and alysa towards the pipe opening
"ew its stinky in hear!" marcia complained
"o shut up marcia u bradey loookin ass bich, ur so annoying" alyysa snaped and i lauffed
i knoked on the door 666 times and sudenly currywise was standing there
"howdy do" he sayed
"hey currywise .. is dad around??" i asked
he montioned for us to folow him and the three idots folowing us were shooketh
we walked into dads room and he was lying in bed
"d-dad??"
he lifted his head
"b-blyade... my daughter.... thank god... im so fUCKI*G hungry!!" he weakly stated
"i-i brought u a snack.." i said
"WHAT?!" marcia started freking out but peter and moose didnt understad wat was hapening yet
i pulled out my sledge hammer from my purse and broke there legs each so they couldnt run away.
"ill be out side weighting for u to finish ur meal daddy.." i said and draged alysa by the wrist and left the room folowed by the screms of marcia peter and moose
"good thing im a robot and dont have human feeling or i wood be so scared rite now.." layysa said
"omg shut up... currywise is rite there..... hes self concious about being from the macrosverse.." i whisoered and currywise struted off in tears "oh great .... u made my step dad cry!" i scolded my cybog sidekick
"buuuuuurp tht was a nice meel... thx blayde baby! so whats up?" penywise ask me after entering the sewer family room, the carosell of dead chidlren bodies circling above us like a feris wheel of ded kids
"well.... i no u dont relly lyk him... but we need ur help to save patrick! some anoying bich has kidnaped him." i explained
"hear..." he handed me two capulale grenade thingys
"the pink one is for greta... rip the top off and throw it at her and itll cause her to see her gratest fear." he explained
"wat abut the red one??" i asked
"o thts for ur precious pattycakes.... once u rescue him.. throw it at him ad it will make him.... not kidnapable so this doesnt hapen agan... thts all i can do 2 help" daddywise explund
"omg thnk u sah much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" i leped with joy like a joyful leper and huged my clown daddy
"c'mon idot android bich ugly slut lets get this skank who has the audactiy to hert my perfct patrick!" and with that.. we left to go get patrick back.
