The date is tweny yers later.
"Mum!!! Oh my fukin gawd it's literlyy my birthday why da funk isn't dad hear?!?" BLAYDE tozier, homecoming quen, part time modal, screened at her idot muther.
"Sory sweaty i was to busy trying to get throughough patties secutary to invite him to ur partey....Ritchie and he's frends are coming bak to our potluck hoe down town to celebrayt and also bully ur dad 'it' becus of bils dumb litle brothwr was died" ms kersh tozer sayd to her favorie daughter that just terned 22
"Oh yer" I replied
Patty cakes is a zombi now but lyke in a hawt way hes stil goth and also a underwhere model too
Nocknocknock Nick nockcockoCOCKCocknock the door rang
"Susan get da fukin door!!" I creemed at my moneyless maide while I put onmy birthday suit (see outfit above), wanking at mysef in the miror with my favute jefree the killer beauty palet eyesadow star
"Ok ms blayde im sorry!" she stupidly Sayed back in a poor vociece
"looks lyke der meatinf of the losars cloob has ofocaly began" I heared my brother say with rabbling coming from hes dumb friends.
*Gooooong* bill hater hits the gong
"Walcome back Ritchie, bethany, Mike, eddy, bill (ben dyed of slep apnea and stan did a cheeky sewersid)!!!!!"
"hey blayde U look so skinny and pretty", "happy birthday queen!" They all replyed to blayde tozier
"enoff chit chat let's go bak to my house!!! In naybolt stret" I Sayed
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**In blaydes house of neightbolt stret**
"my dudes i got sumthing to show U!!!" I exsitedly anounched to the losars
"Its my ooshie colection from the grossery shop!!"
They all oooooed and arrrrred
"This is patricks fridge, its bran new becus he got that underwear modal gig with bonds!!!!!", "Its botiful but he tells me not to open it.... But that won't stop me" I aonouched to the losars again
Creeeeeekcreeeek open went fridge hand door
Gasp!!!!!!! it was staanuris as a fucked up spider thing siting in patricksfridge
AHHHHHHHHH we screened
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we ran down the well to get away form staanuris
"Ahhhhh it's still behind us!!" Ben squeeled
"I no shut up faty!!" Bill reply Ben
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"while were down hear we may as well Ki*ll penywise,,,two bird one rock sort of thing" Bethany sujested
"Wtf no thts my dad!" I screened and punched Stan
SUDENLY.
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peenywise pops up
"Oh hiya blayde and the losars you al look partiularly skinny except for U Ben" penywise stated
"GET he's ass!" They all puled our there carry conceal rocket launchers to end the hapy clown
I bellowed infrknt of my father to protect hem
"STOP he killed gorgie like....3 years ago get over it stutter head" I said to Ben
"Yer"
"No we have to kill him!!!!it's the pact!!!!!!!!!!" The cried like idots
"...I'm.....I'm...I'm.imim...s-soryy!" Penywise burst out
"Yer he's sorry!!" I spat at my bestest friends in the entire world
"He's not evn sory clowns don't have felings!!" Mike stomped
"no hes sory" i said with discomfort
"yer i ame" he said
"YES.... IT IS TRUe i killed gorgie......" Penywise stated "but its only becse I hav anxixy" he finshed with a teery eye grouff
"yer he literally has aziety" i covinced
"Oh my vanity im so sory we juged you lyke that we had no idea!!" The Al screened in onision (that meens simultaneously)
then they all claped
they al lived hapyily ever after
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except ritchie who died of bofa 3 weks later
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to psycos in love
Romancewhen blayde tozier, older sister of ritchie tozeir, stops being homeschooled, she joins dairy high school. wear she is initiailly bullyed by the bowers club. after she shows them that she isnt like other girls in diary high, she forms a budding real...
