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This is just YouTube rewind but better

Quotes that speak to me
"I don't need to drink, or do any of the drugs, because I'm high on life. That's right, I'm high on life and better than everybody. YOU GUYS MIGHT AS WELL CALL ME JESUS BECAUSE IM BETTER THAN EVERYBODY"
-Filthy Frank 2k16

"Too bad you'll never be rad"
-Filthy Frank 2k16

"Oh my god can you let me do what I need to do."
-Tyler, The Creator (Mark) 2k16

(The girl he is with is EXTRA NUB)

"Yeah it's my birthday I just don't tell anyone because I feel like my 5th grade reading teacher is gonna show up and start rapping the happy birthday song."
-Me 2k17

"Nicey in my spicy"
-random kid 2k17

" 'You gonna die Ty!'" As I mocked my friend, while tightening the string around me neck (true story)
-Me 2k17

"Yo guys hit me up if you want some fried dog I'm bringing some tomorrow"
-Josh W. 2k17

"Oh man someone call up Michael Jordan I just made a layup 3 times in a row"
-Me (on the school basketball team) 2k17

"What's up biscuit b*tch"
-random kid running into my 3rd period 2k17

"What did you do oh my god Ty"
-Mr.Jalepeño 2k17

"Look at my Gucci Scarf"
-Londino 2k17

"I'm so tempted to just start a cult worshipping 7/11 who wants to join me"
-Me 2k17

"Maybe I should just break my arm so I can get everyone's sympathy so I don't have to cry for the 2 minutes I get in between 5th and 6th period when we go to the bathroom"
-2k17

"I don't like her, she tried to strangle me once"
-Me 2k17

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