"New year, new me"
Oh well my 3 friends are gonna hate me when I get back to school because I'm gonna start saying
•"Dude you are colder than a vintage cassette!"
•"moisturize the yo-yo god"
•*screaming "It's From Japan"*
•" 'cause guys like us are cool in college"
•"I did it for the C R O N C H"
•*loud "HEY HEY HEY" with friends"
•"Too bad you'll never be rad"
•"these curls get more girls"
•"Call me Michael or Rich because I don't like it when you call me by my actual name because now everyone knows me and it's kinda scary"
•"y'all mind if I cry in the bathroom"
•"watch it tall ass!" I say to my friend, whom is only 1/2 a inch taller than me
