Well if it aint me

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Waddup my name is Troye, I'm mentally 6 million years old, and I'm really annoying and clingy and got those nice abandonment issues.

I just gotta wait 1-2 more years until I'll have a body that my toxic af friend never hurt bc cells replace themselves every 7 years bc I met him 5 almost 6 years ago

I'm a loserrrrrr in LOOOVVVVEEEE

Y'all ever just text someone and they don't respond and you think it's because ur really clingy and "slightly" annoying and you regret texting them because now you feel like a burden but they responded but it's probably because they fell bad for you yeah me too man.

A friend:*shows a vaguest act of kindness*
Me:marry me

My gf:*exhales*
Me:W O A H!!!! This!!!! Is a r t !!!!! Never in my LIFE .have I seen such!!!!! Perfection!!!

Me:lmao what's gender

What I say; hi
What I mean; I'm really annoying and clingy so even though we just met, I'll die from you. I have slight abandonment issues from s toxic incident that I prefer not to talk about though I mention it frequently. But anyways, hello.

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