"C-C-C-Come On!"
"Why are you in such a big time rush"
"No homo but I'm gay"
"Me? Talking? It's unlikely."
"This book is too thicc for me" (in reference to math/science text books)
"You better watch out. yOu BeTtEr WaTcH OuT." (1 more person joins in while this occurs for 30 seconds)
"Fellas, is it gay to breathe?"
"DID YOU JUST SWEAR ON MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SURVER?!?!!"
"Church won't affect me, I'm Jewish"
"A b u s e"
"What's up you heterosexuals, it's me, the homosexual"
"Square up, cuh"
"Whatever on Pinterest I have over 150"
"Go go go go go go go go go"
"I'm a loser, not a lover. Anyways, everyone here is ugly"
"Every time I go to Walgreens it's always the same cashier working there and I'm kinda worried about both of us now."
"Is that (friend's name) I see????"
"Hahaha this ant is so relatable."
"You know lunch used to be cool but now I'm scared of getting aloe Vera juice and rice on me."
And finally
"I may look fly but I want to die"
