To Annabeth: Thalia or Percy?
Annabeth: That is the tantamount to asking one 'ice cream or pizza?'
Percy: pizza, because pizza, and in this situation pizza represents me and you would choose me over Thalia any day of the week.
Frank: ICE CREAM OR PIZZA?! DID YOU JUST SAY THAT OMG DID WE NOT GO OVER THE FACT THAT I'M LACTOSE INTOLERANT THAT MEANS I'M INTOLERANT OF YOU AND YOUR BASIC SCHIST *breathes* SOMEONE TAKE ME TO THE HOSPITAL
Nico: dam son calm down
Frank: *shove corn in Nico's face*
Nico: wOaH hEy nOw
Frank: Ice cream is now forbidden on this ship
Percy: THAT IS NOT VERY OK THIS DEMANDS *takes of sunglasses* WAR
Frank: TAKE YOU AND YOUR CHEAP SUNGLASSES FROM WALMART TO THE GATES OF HELL BECAUSE I CANNOT DEAL ANYMORE AND ALSO HAVE A NICE CUP OF DEATH WITH HADES
Percy:
Percy:
Percy: Ooo Frank used a bad word
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~Coolio •_•
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Ask the Demi-Gods (Percy Jackson Fanfic)
FanfictionA whole series of ask the demi-gods! Just ask what you wanna know and they'll answer you but it will end with a whole lot of SASSINESS!! And is quite retarded so give it a shot The characters are a bit AU but other wise it's a bunch of laughs
