To Thalia: Thaluke?
Thalia: haha yeah bye
Sam: lol wow
Percy: WAIT COME BACK OMG WE ALL KNOW U STILL LOVE LUKEY DUKEY
Thalia:
Everyone: LUKEY DUKEY?!
Percy: Leo, sorry but there's someone else in Thalia's life and she can't be with you
Leo: wAt OMG I did not MAKE 3 SPANISH GUITARS OUT OF GOLD FOR NOTHING PLEASE THALIA
Thalia: has it ever dawned to you that I don't WANT the Spanish guitars
Leo: what? of course you WANT the Spanish guitars! I can play a song I wrote for you!
Thalia: actually I-
Leo: *takes mic* this is a song called mariguana. I wrote it and it's half about how addicting Thalia's face is, but also about how once Frank turned into an iguana because he was so shocked by my hot-
Ma'am: ARE WE SERIOUSLY DOING THIS AGAIN
Leo: do you need to be excused?
Sam: DO I LOOK LIKE A IGUANA POTHEAD TO U
Leo:
Leo: do you want the truth?
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~Coolio .-.
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Ask the Demi-Gods (Percy Jackson Fanfic)
FanfictionA whole series of ask the demi-gods! Just ask what you wanna know and they'll answer you but it will end with a whole lot of SASSINESS!! And is quite retarded so give it a shot The characters are a bit AU but other wise it's a bunch of laughs
