To All: Who was your first crush?
Annabeth: Luke
Thalia: yeah, Luke
Bis: JUSTIN BIEBER!
Thalia: really sister? Really?
Bis: YAS I AM MRS. BIEBER BETCHES!
Zeus: WHEN DID I GIVE YOU PERMISSON TO GET MARRIED?!!
Bis: *shove picture of Justin in his face*
Zeus: he's hot so you can marry him
Bis: YAAAAY LOVE YOU DADDY
Thalia: MANGO JUICE!
Jason:
Jason: my crush was Reyna
Reyna: mine is Jason
Bec: that. Was. A JEYNA MOMENT AAAGH!!!
Piper:
Bec:
Piper:
Bec: Jeyna *no regrets* *not even one*
Piper: I WILL MURDER YOU
Bec: *runs*
Destiny: MINE WAS MY LIPSTICK, IT WAS LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT!
Hazel: so you lipstick has eyes?
Destiny: ew, no they don't
Hazel: but you said-
Destiny: WHO'S UR FIRST CRUSH HAZEL?
Hazel:
Destiny: WHO. IS. IT?
Hazel: uuuuh...
Hazel: well, mine was Sammy...
Frank: mine is Hazel
Leo: I liked a girl named Rosie... She broke my heart
Leo: and my face
Leo: when she threw that Spanish guitar at me... But that's a different story...
Percy: ummm, okay... My first crush was-
Leo: ROSIE GAH! *clutches at heart*
Percy:
Percy: *blinks*
Percy:
Leo: sorry continue
Percy: my first crush was Hannah Montana. Guys let's be real here
Piper: NO IT WAS ANNABETH!
Percy:
Percy: Hannah Montana
Piper: Annabeth
Percy: HANNAH!
Piper: ANNABETH!!
Sophia: SHUT UP PEOPLE!!
Bec: so who was you first crush Soph????? Hmm who is it?
Sophia: you should tell yours if I tell mine
Bec: I've got no choice but okay.
Sophia: it was ummm let me think oh yeah.... wait nope not telling and if you tell Becca, I'll stop your supply of dauntless cake
Bec: oh
Sophia: how about you??
Bec: I don't do crushes
Destiny: Stooop lying Bec, we know who it issss
Bec: REALLY? *sweating*
Bis: Yeah, don't lie to us Bec.
Sam: Percy
Bec: wut
Percy: wut
Annabeth: wut
Piper: PERCABETH!
Sam: *PERCABECCA
Jason: but Bec, we're supposed to support NICAH!
Bec: WHY THE HELL WOULD I LIKE FISH FACE?
Hades: I know you do daughter
Bec: I. DO. NOT. LIKE. HIM!
Percy: I aam hot, so I wouldn't blame you
Bec:
Bec: My first crush was Ron
Percy: Ron who?
Bec: Ron Weasley OFCOURSE!
Hermione: *gasps*
Percy: oh
Bec: and Fred and Goerge!
Sam: lying isn't good.
Percy: she waaaat!?!
Bec: *slaps both Sam and Percy with pan*
Sophia: Rip Fred
Goerge:
Goerge: DO U GUYS WANT ME TO CRY?!
Soph: no
Goerge: *cries*
Bec: well we can't help him.
Sam:
Sam: science teached
Piper:
Sam:
Piper:
The science teacher: Hey *hair flip*
Sam: *faints*
The science teacher: So, who are you guys?
Sophia: sorry sir it's nothing at all just a bit of exploring human physiology and the capacity of our unique brains to absolve madness and interpret the depth of each chapter of literary genius mixed with a tablespoon full of humor
Bec: *gets rid of him and Sam*
Hazel: CAN WE STOP WITH THE DRAMA! I NEED MORE NUGGETS LEO, IT HAS BEEN LIKE ALMOST A MONTH SINCE YOU MADE NUGGETS! NOW GO AND MAKE ME MORE NUGGETS PEASANT!
Leo: yes ma'am
Jason: It definitely does run in the family.
Jason: wait
Jason: WAIT NICOOOOO
Jason: WHO'S UR FIRST CRUSH???
Nico: myself
Jason: NO IT'S PER-
Nico: I ship myself with myself
Nico: NICOICO
Nico: Best goddam ship ever!
Every other cannon: never!!!
Jason:
Nico: It is what it is Jason
Frank: NICAH! YOU DIDNT SIGN THE CONTRACT THEREFORE YOU CANT-
Nico: Frank.
Nico: turn into a monkey
Frank: *turns into a monkey*
Nico: now attack Jason
Jason: wait, WHAT!
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FanfictionA whole series of ask the demi-gods! Just ask what you wanna know and they'll answer you but it will end with a whole lot of SASSINESS!! And is quite retarded so give it a shot The characters are a bit AU but other wise it's a bunch of laughs
