To Percy: WHAT DAY IS IT?
Bis: it's also my-
Percy: THAS RIGHT IT'S MA BIRTHDAY, THAS RIGHT IT'S MA BIRTHDAY, SING IT WITH ME BETCHES!
Sam: my ears are bleeding
Percy: SAYS YOU
Sam: you sound like q dying seal
Percy: FRANK!
Frank: YES SIR!
Percy: turn into a seal and-
Annabeth: OKAY! NEVER MIND THAT BUT HAPPY BIRTHDAY SEAWEED BRAIN! *kisses Percy*
Bec: *pukes all over Frank*
Sam:
Sam: im not cleaning that up
Frank: THAT WAS MA NEW PINK SHIRT!
Piper: YAAASS PERCABETHHHHHH
Percy: THNX BAE
Jason: No one even likes Percy
Percy: no one likes you
Jason: Piper!
Piper: YES SIR!
Jason: do you like Percy or me?
Piper: YOU OFCOURSE
Piper: *whispers* and percabeth
Jason:
Bis: do you guys remember it's also my-
Poseidon: HAPPY BIRTHDAY SON!
Sally: *gives Percy a blue pancake*
Percy: YASSSS
Bis: uuuum can I speak-
Thalia: I FORGOT! ITS SOMEONE'S BIRTHDAY TODAY!
Bis: finally someone remem-
Thalia: HAPPY BIRTHDAY PERCE!
Percy: THANKS THALIA I LOVE YOU!
Thalia: WUT
Annabeth: WUT
Piper: NOOOOOO
Jason: wut
Bis: wut
Sam: wut
Artemis: WAT!!!!
Octavian: YASS THALERCY IS A CANON NOW!
Artemis: U SHIP DEM?!!
Octavian: no *runs*
Percy: okay I only love Annabeth, and only her...
Sam: WHAT ABOUT PERCCABECA
Bec: *slaps Sam with pan*
Artemis: GOOD! Don't even think about touching THALIA!
Thalia:
Piper: *FANGIRLS*
Percy: and I love my dad, my mom, Tyson, Frazel, Artemis, Zoe, Luke, Ethan, Bianca-
Bec: SHET UP HO!
Percy: but it's ma birthday
Bec: *whisper* no it's not
Percy: *cry*
Bec: NOW!
Sophia: WE PRESENT!
Destiny: THA BEST CAKE OF ALL TIME
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Ask the Demi-Gods (Percy Jackson Fanfic)
FanfictionA whole series of ask the demi-gods! Just ask what you wanna know and they'll answer you but it will end with a whole lot of SASSINESS!! And is quite retarded so give it a shot The characters are a bit AU but other wise it's a bunch of laughs
