Hahahahahaha... haha dates? Never heard of them🧐
No but for real! Arab parents hate when their kids want to have boyfriends. I say boyfriends because usually this is just a problem with Arab girls.
I feel like arab parents are not as strict with their boys dating than their girls. You know why I feel this?? OH BECAUSE IT'S TRUE.
No seriously I don't get it! They be like
Mama: "Lakeh hayate. B bayte, ma fi hak boyfriends. You will not date till you are married..." (Translation: look, in my house, there is no boyfriends)
You: "But mom that doesn't even make sense!"
Mama: "khalas this is what I say."
LIKE?!?! How does that even make sense? How do you expect me to get married if I'm never aloud to date! Husbands don't just fall out of the sky you psycho!!
And the they be like :
"When are your ever gunna get married! Yallah I want grandchildren. You are almost 25 w no husband!"
UM HELLO?! EARTH TO MAMA! REMEMBER WHEN YOU WOULDN'T LET ME EVEN LOOK AT GUYS? THANKS TO YOU EVERYONE THINKS IM GAY LAENO YOU WOULDN'T LET ME ASSOCIATE WITH BOYS YA HEBLA.
But you see, this means arab parents raised very sneaky girls without even knowing! Being a girl in an Arab household, you gotta know how to be sneaky.
You want a boyfriend? SNEAK IT BOO, LIVE A LITTLE MASHALLAH YOU ARE GETTING OLDER, IF YOU WANT YOURSELF A MANZ GET YOSELF A MANZ. AYRE B ALL THESE RULES. Okay sorry got carried away. You don't need a manz if you don't want one. (I'm a very good influence shush)
If you wanna date? You gotta be like
You: "Mama I'm hanging out with Mariam's dogs cousins wife's cats husbands sister today.. Fatmez"
Mama: *acts like she knows who the hell you're talking about but it's okay cause it's a girl* "ahh Fatmez? Okay be home at 10 or you're locked out."
You: Wait wha-
Mama: "nothing nothing! love you habibi."
After she agrees to your plans you know what you're gunna do? IMA TELL YOU WHAT YOU ARE GUNNA DO! YOU GUNNA GO STRAIGHT TO MUSTAFAS HOUSE AND YOU ARE GOING TO GO ON A DATE WITH HIM.
Where exactly is this date gunna be? Well that's easy of course! In a totally different state at any non Arab places just in case the owners are like from the same daya (village) and you get your ass in trouble.
So boom this is what it's like dating in an Arab house hold. Don't tell me I've never taught you anything 😉😏 please mention me at your future wedding with Mustafa and how I taught you to be sneaky 😘 I hope you and Mustafa live a lavish life inshallah
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Welek ya hala ya hala my beautiful habibi gang 🇱🇧♥️ how is everyone??? I hope you all enjoyed my chapter! I would love to know what you thought so don't be afraid to drop a comment! I don't bite 🤓 (or do I ?) honestly only if you are made out of Chicken shawarma not gunna lie. ...... um anyways.... HAPPY NEW YEAR HABIBIS I LOVE YOU ALL AND INSHALLAH YOUR NEW YEAR IS FILLED WITH BLESSINGS AND NEW OPPORTUNITIES. I love you all from the bottom of my heart, thank you for always sticking with me, you're all truly a blessing ♥️🇱🇧♥️😩🌹
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Lebanese girl problems
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