This one was requested by one of my readers, I hope you enjoy ;) ❤️
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OHHH MYY GODDD... Lebanese people on the phone can be one of the most annoying things in the world!
#1 They be SCREAMMINGGG on the phone. Like I get it it's natural for arabs to scream, BUT CHILL SIS just cause whoever you are talking to is across the world don't mean you have to scream.
Mama: "SAMIR..... EH EH SAMIR WAYNAK MAFINI SHOUFAK" (translation- I can't see you)
You: "Mom that's because you are talking on the phone this isn't Skype!"
Mama: "Ah ah okay. W halat bfarjikeh if you keep talking to me like this."
You: "..."
#2 What annoys me the most is when they be screaming over the phone and they got the T.V blasting in the background.
LIKE WHY. YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO SCREAM IF YOU WOULD JUST TURN OFF THE TV MAN.
#3Oh oh oh but God forbid you should EVERR be loud while they are on the phone. LIKE YOU BE SCREAMING WHY AM I GETTING YELLED AT FOR BEING TOO LOUD!
Andddd last but not least ⤵️⤵️
#4 teaching an Arab how to use their phone can be the most stressful and funny thing in the world. First, don't ever teach them how to take a picture. Like they aim at you right, you think everything is going well, so cool smile. Thennnnn they be like "laki habibi how do I take picture?"
"You just click the bottom oh my goddd."
"Ah Ah okay sorry."
They aim again and everything is cool THEN THEY ATTACK THE BOTTON AND YA PICTURE TURNES OUT BLURRY YA ALLAHH.
Second, don't ever teach them how to navigate their phone because honestly they will never learn and just forget 🤦🏻♀️😂
"Ya walad! How do I send text to amo 3al whatsapp w viber?"
*shows them*
3 days later: "habibi come here and send text to Amo 3al whatsapp."
LIKE BRO!!🤦🏻♀️😂
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Hahahaha omg guys I'm so sorry this was probably so sucky and I defenitly made everything so dramatic, but I hope you guys still enjoyed!😂❤️
I also wanted to say Ramadan Kareem to all my beautiful Muslim readers♥️ i hope you guys have a beautiful and blessed Ramadan filled with peace and love.✌🏼❤️
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, I want to get connected with my readers more! If you guys have a Twitter you can follow me @ thatgirlcolette (I'll follow back because I want friends and I wanna be your friend;) and if you have Instagram Dm me!! Cause I don't wanna just drop that here but if you want me to follow you I'll gladly follow!! Anyways that's all I have! I hope I can meet and talk to a lot of y'all! ❤️🇱🇧LOVE YOU HABIBI GANG ❤️✊🏼
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Lebanese girl problems
De TodoWill you be the hummus to my pita bread? [In no way am I shaming my culture and I love it very much <3 And it's not just girl problems it's just all things relatable with being Lebanese/Arab of any kind <3]
