****Jeffery Dahmer POV****
so. today, I woke up and i grabed random clothes from my clost. it endd up beig a muchas green crowp towp and some legings that's say "swagolicios." "OMGz! perfect tumblr gurl outfit!!" I screamd!!!!!
today was certainly a big day for this ol coop. I made plans to go to the klub tonite and pick up some chicks/men (I don't kare which 😏😘) and hav a good time. yum nice blood and organs
my chicken died last night I'm so sad but naw I can eat it's raatting cowps
when I finished my human dinner I sat and thought. I realized that ✨✨the moon shines bright at night while mooning people ✨✨
yesterday I met this one lady at the park and she was all like "hey" and I was totally all like "omg hey girl" and omg guess what she said after that
kerosene
she was all like what's up so after that I slapped her and went to pick up some more guys at the club the end woo
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The Key to Anonymous Love
VampireAlice doesn't expect much from life. She doesn't have many friends or people for her in her life. That is until she meets a boy whom shares almost every common trait with her, but he is hiding something. If Alice wants to continue on with this myste...
