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I went to take a walk to the dump palace and came across a josh hutcherson corpse badadadaf wut
since while you were reading this tots epic story you learned how to watch the diddly bops and trip over chocolate cheep kookies from Alaska you will now learn how to sob up the sun from planet snoopy ok ok ok ok uh huh uh huh huh sry keep getting caught up singing my hart out SING IT OUT till your lungs bust open releasing carbon dioxide into the air causing trees to explode and the entire human population decreases then goes extinct resulting in the making of large Ozes ruling planet earth and eventually taking over the entire solar system then they rename the solar system to George Washington and his 193627 blanketed pickles
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The Key to Anonymous Love
VampirAlice doesn't expect much from life. She doesn't have many friends or people for her in her life. That is until she meets a boy whom shares almost every common trait with her, but he is hiding something. If Alice wants to continue on with this myste...
