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when I woke up with the taste of fresh dented metal in my big ol eating tool with teeth i decided that today is going to be the best day of my life. I might even start to track down my lost slice of breaded ham in Western Europe, but who knows considering the fact I love kicking massive mirrors and licking the blood off my footy wooty
I cried so hrd like srsly bc Seattle Washington is located on the other planet and not in the United States of America dang it omg omg omg I so wanted to visit young Xavier while I was there but NOOOOOOOO SEATTLE HAS TO BE LOCATED IN A CHEEDDAR CHEESE BOX WHERE I FOUND MY TOENAIL SIMULATOR IN A BIG WHITE TREE TRUNK HANGING IN BY MY FRONT WINDOW THAT LOOKS BLACK BECAUSE OF A CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS BOOKSHELF
lol I'm like so happy right now because john Lincoln the 50th finally accepted my follow request on twitter and den died an hour later due to "lung examination termination legislation famination tramination fart" which made me sad bc toy store belly dancing
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The Key to Anonymous Love
VampirAlice doesn't expect much from life. She doesn't have many friends or people for her in her life. That is until she meets a boy whom shares almost every common trait with her, but he is hiding something. If Alice wants to continue on with this myste...
