Turban Thumpin

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***Bernita Luke's POV+]^[%[#[%]****

speaking to yourself in a public restroom is definitely not a good idea haaaaa just a fair warning for when ya decide to after reading this

after I ate my corn and drank some fresh windex my yummy in my tummy began to build pressure. oh no, what could possibly be happening?? I immediately rush to the toilet and I feel as if a volcano has just erupted. I hear screams all around me, children wailing, and people screaming "NO!!! PLEASE NOT NOW IT ISNT MY TIME YET PLEASE!!!" I wonder what possibly has caused this chaos.

when the screaming eventually stops and my tummy feels calmer than what it did, I open the stall to see something that I will never forget. all kinds of bodies scattered all around the bathroom floor, blood, and some people appear to be wallering around whispering some kind of witchcraft words.

one lady with a hardcore mustache and beard stands up and slaps me on the face which felt amazing. I thank her and leave.

oh krap I forgot my piano in the crapper ugh

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