****Beathrum Johansen POV#[]%#{*
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I got myself a hair band and put it around my lips and made myself look like a fwappy bud ha ha ah
after that I went around town kissing a bunch of strangers and they like omg gurl I just kissed fwappy bud
after my kissing spree was over I went up to a bunch of old people and got a gallon of fish paste and squirted it all over their dentures and they all like omg thx for cleaning my dentures I ran outta my life into the keyboard I am a jack o lantern boi
I ate the paste bottle and crapped it out earlier it was in the shape of fwappy bud like omg how ironic
I went back into town and got a pair of fairy wings with my fwappy bud face and started flying around strangers heads and they were all like omg the world is ending and I left out a part how mean of me when I was flying around their heads I sang a bunch of Christmas carols witch was super duper fun
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The Key to Anonymous Love
VampireAlice doesn't expect much from life. She doesn't have many friends or people for her in her life. That is until she meets a boy whom shares almost every common trait with her, but he is hiding something. If Alice wants to continue on with this myste...
