Benjamin and Elliot Gavrin would be the last people to say they had the hardest lives in the history of the world, after all, living in rural-suburb Litchfield with both their parents Arthur and Jeonga, and having their schoolmates, friends like Mic...
Wilfredo: (standing on the street talking to Laurentius.) So I said you want to cure your insomnia, just sniff some Poppies!
(SpongeBobSquarePants walks in with his new friend,an anthropomorphic squirrel)
Laurentius: Oh, hi SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: Hi, guys! (drinks from a water bottle to keep his lungs moist)
Wilfredo: Hey, who's your friend?
Squirrel: Sandy.
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So what do y'all call yourself?
Laurentius: My name's Laurentius!
Wilfredo: (awkwardly) Hi, I'm Wilfredo Lamb! Try saying that three times real fast! Wilfeda-- Oh God, I can't even say it one time fast, and it's my own name!
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They got on quite well. At one point Sandy showed them a picture of her underwater grabbing an anchor and pulling a boat down from the surface.
Wilfredo: OHHH! :D
Laurentius and Sandy: [both laugh] Piece of cake.
Sandy: That's funny. That sounded like you said you're just as strong or even implied you're even stronger.
Laurentius: Course I am! I'm a farmer. See? [these muscles?] I can yank down boats twice as big!
ThenLaurentius got overexcited and carried away.
Laurentius: I'm sure that not just me, but a lot of us can beat you at athleticism!
Sandy: Ain't no way any of ya'll can beat me at anything, physical or not.
Wilfredo: No way, San-day. We can defeat you at anything we challenge you to and vice versa!
Sandy: Forget beating me, I bet you and your dumb friends can't do any of the things I challenge you to!
Of course Sandy never actually did any of the things she was thinking of.
