Benjamin and Elliot Gavrin would be the last people to say they had the hardest lives in the history of the world, after all, living in rural-suburb Litchfield with both their parents Arthur and Jeonga, and having their schoolmates, friends like Mic...
(A hyper mutant anthropomorphic mutt dog named Dudley Puppy jumps out of the "Chewtoys and More!" store in the north-western Californian city, Petropolis)
Dudley Puppy: Let's do this! (pause; Dudley's mother Peg walks out of store) Come on, mom, let's do this, do it, do it, do it, dooooo it!
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Peg Puppy: E-e-no Dudley. Not until you tell me what good doggies always do.
Dudley Puppy: (snaps to attention) Always tell the truth! Never take stuff that doesn't belong to you! And never chew your butt in public! (chews butt)
Peg Puppy: That's best two out of three.. not bad. Now fetch the new-
Dudley: (excited) CHEW TOOOY!
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(laughs; leaps at Peg and knocks the squeaky chew toy off her; it bounces down the street, he unintentionally kicks her against a brick wall as he starts chasing the toy)
Peg: (falls off the wall and onto the sidewalk; bruised) Such a good boy.
(Dudley frantically chases the chew toy as it bounces down the street)
The chew toy bonked a sapient cat named Kitty Katswell on the head
(Kitty: (knocking/nudging the steering wheel of the black convertible she's driving) What the?!)
causing her to make a wrong turn onto a different street and crash into a fruit and vegetable stand, leaving the car in no condition to continue.
Dudley chased his chew toy to and into the Diabolical Order Of Mayhem headquarters.
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