Benjamin and Elliot Gavrin would be the last people to say they had the hardest lives in the history of the world, after all, living in rural-suburb Litchfield with both their parents Arthur and Jeonga, and having their schoolmates, friends like Mic...
The story you are about to see is a big fat lie. No names have been changed to protect anybody!
If you purchased this book without a cover (even if it's a free purchase), you should be aware that this book is stolen property (or is it?). It was reported as "" to the publisher and neither the author nor the publisher has received any payment for this "stripped book."
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner.
Sturgeon General's Warning: Some material in this series might be considered offensive by people who are obnoxiously oversensitive.
"It has been said that these stories are strange and silly. That is probably true. However, when I told stories about you to (characters of stories), they thought you were strange and silly. That is probably also true." Louis Sachar
"I like big butts and I cannot lie." Sir Mix-A-Lot.
"I speck!" Jar Jar Binks.
"Just picked up a black pair of scissors thinking they were my glasses. That definitely wouldn't have enhanced my eyesight." Phil Lester
(Pretty skinny human 10 year old kid): (carrying some nice, fancy, shiny shoes and placing them down on a spot near a hill) Hehehehehahahahahahahahahahaha. (Runs off, away from the shoes and hill, only to find someone else) Hey, Elliot.
Elliot (the above kid's 8 year old brother who apparently looks a lot like him (to everyone but them): Yeah?
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