This is my One Shot series for Andi Mack. I write ship-related stories, but I also do funny plot ones as well.
At first, this was intended to be Jyrus only, but I expanded to basically any appropriate ship in the show. You will see the first many s...
Cyrus, Andi, and Buffy sat at the lunch table, eating whatever slop they were served. Andi picked up a piece and dropped it back onto her plate. "This... is disgusting."
Buffy nods in agreement. "Yeah. It is. Sometimes, I wonder if we're better off starving."
Cyrus sat quietly, just poking at his food. Andi asked, "What's wrong, Cyrus?"
"Oh, nothing. I don't want to talk about it." he replies sadly.
"Come on. You know you can tell us anything."
"Please, Andi. I don't want to say it. Plus, you both have your secrets that you don't want to share."
Buffy nodded. "That's true. It's fine. You don't have to tell us." She looked at her watch. "Andi, we have to go."
Andi said, "Already?"
"Yes. Sorry, Cy. We'll see you later, okay?"
Cyrus replied, "Okay. Bye."
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Buffy and Andi walked into a dark room. Vines and potions covered the shelves, and the faint smell of must lingered.
A girl stepped out of the shadows. "Sister Andi. Sister Buffy."
Both girls said, "Head Witch Emma."
"Whose secret will you reveal today?"
Andi looked at the cauldron. "Cyrus Goodman."
Emma nodded. "Let us begin." She walked towards the cauldron and poured a bunch of ingredients into it. "I shall now say the ancient words of Junai."
Her eyes began to glow. "OOGA BOOGA, HIPPITY DAE! YOUR MOTHER HAS THE SUPER GAY!"
A puff of smoke burst out of the cauldron. They could hear Cyrus's thoughts. "How am I supposed to tell Andi and Buffy that I like Jonah?"
Andi and Buffy looked at each other in anger. "He likes Jonah?" Andi shouted. "Jonah's my boyfriend!"
Buffy was pissed as well. "How could he not tell me?! I'm his best friend!"
Andi looked back at Emma. "Do Jonah Beck next."
"Very well." Emma's eyes glowed once more. "SKIDDADLE SKIDOODLE! YOUR D*** IS NOW A NOODLE!"
Another puff of smoke was released from the cauldron. Jonah's mind spoke. "I need to tell Andi the truth. I like Cyrus, and not just as a friend."
Andi clenched her fist. "That little snake!"
Buffy said, "I know what we must do."
"Threaten him so that he stays away from Jonah?" Emma asked.
"No. The only logical way is to kill Cyrus!"
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Cyrus opened the door to the school roof. He saw Jonah watching over the edge. "Hey, Jonah! Why'd you call me to come up here?"
Jonah turned around. "I wanted to tell you something really important."
"What is it?"
"I like you. I lot."
Cyrus smiled. "Really? Jonah, I like you a lot too! But, what about Andi?"
"I'll have to tell her. That doesn't matter now, though. Right now, it's us."
Jonah leaned in, and planted a kiss on Cyrus's lips. "Cyrus, I want to be your boy————28€€"-@9,8&2/@,99/&2$&;8,&3&2884&,8:&&/0,9&289-8,&48/9,&8(93@,9;93&2&:9(&&29:&49
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Jonah, Andi, and Buffy sat at the lunch table, eating whatever slop they were served. Andi picked up a piece and dropped it back onto her plate. "This... is disgusting."
Buffy nods in agreement. "Yeah. It is. Sometimes, I wonder if we're better off starving."
Jonah sat quietly, just poking at his food. Andi asked, "What's wrong, sweetie?"
"Oh, nothing. Today just feels weird." he replied.
Andi said, "Maybe you feel sick?"
"Maybe."
Buffy looked at her watch. "Andi, we have to go."
Andi said, "Already?"
"Yes. Sorry, Jonah. We'll see you later, okay?"
Jonah replied, "Okay. Bye."
Andi and Buffy walked through the hall. Buffy looked around. "At least we know the spell works, Andi. Cyrus Goodman doesn't exist anymore."
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Today, the villains win. Today, we learned that instead of confronting your problems, you should just erase them from existence.
