Some of them are from my twitter account & old blog accnt. Enjoy. :)
Hey slut, you want your next period to come out of your nose?
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Wow, ahas.. pero mukhang unggoy!
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I'm tempted to say something bitchy, but i'm afraid your pea-sized brain won't get it.
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Para kayong movie : Alien Loves Predator.
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Bagay kayo, Ang isinuka ko, nilangaw mo.
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Tamang tama.. basura siya, plastic ka.
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Mirrors don't talk, and lucky for you they don't laugh either.
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You're a bad habit I'd like to kick... over and over again.
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Don't change. I want to forget you just the way you are.
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I wish I had a lower IQ, so that I could think of an insult that you'd understand.
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When they say less is more, they weren't talking about class.
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You should do some soul-searching. Who knows, you might find yourself one.
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hating me won't make me ugly. And it won't make you pretty, either.
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If you don't like me, you don't have to let me know, beacause I don't really give a damn.
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My middle finger gets a boner whenever I think of you.
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I can't help but notice that UGLY starts with U and AWESOME ends with ME.
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I'm a Disney princess and you're a troll-deal with it. =)))
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Hated by many. Confronted by none.
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Your insult would hurt more if it were grammatically correct.
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I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.
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I am not drunk. You are merely witnessing sobriety that hasn't returned yet.
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That awkward moment when I'm drunk and you're still ugly.
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I have two words for you : toothpaste and toothbrush. Learn to use both and the world will love you more.
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Kung si Princess Fiona nga may nagmamahal sakanya! Hayaan mo, dadating din ang Shreak mo.
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ILOVEYOU has eight letters, so does BULLSHIT
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Maganda kang breed ng aso. Half-bulldog, half-shih tzu. In short , BullShit.
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