The battle of the pick up lines
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I was laying down with my girlfriend. Toothiana or tooth for short. Right now she was rambling on about crazy things. Like "why do your feet smell.. but your nose run?" I always laugh after she says stuff like this.
"Look man, you're asking questions scientists could probably answer. So why are you asking me?"
"Because you're cuter than any scientist I've seen!" I smile.
"Thanks tooth"
"Hey Y/n?"
"Hmm?"
"Are you a fruit?"
"Does it look like I'm a fruit?"
She laughs "Cause you're a fineapple."
"Oh. No. You. Didn't." She must not remember I am the queen of pick up lines.
"Oh yes I did!" She says sticking out her tongue.
"Tooth are you a keyboard?"
"Am I?" She then taps on her head. I hold back a laugh.
"Cause you are just me type~"
She laughs.
"Is your body from McDonald's?"
"I ain't no french fry!"
"Cause I'm loving it."
"You think you're funny."
"On a scale of 1 to 10 I put you at 9."
"Is that supposed to be a compliment?"
"But I'm the 1 you need."
"Oh my gosh!" She laughs. "Stop!"
"Oh wait I feel stupid tooth."
"What about Y/n?"
"There are 21 letters in the alphabet right?"
"Ummmm I think there is 26."
"Oh yeah I must have forgotten U R A Q T" I then hug her on to the bed.
"S-stop!" She laughs. I love her laugh.
"You tried to challenge the queen! The queeennnn!!" I say in a fake British accent.
"I'm sorry my queen~" we both bust out laughing. Until we calm down.
"I'm tired."
"Same"
"Hey tooth?"
"Yeah?"
"I love you" I lean in and kiss her.
"I love you too." Then we fall asleep.
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Hey strangers sorry it took me so long to update and all but I do hope you enjoy this next up is Pitch. Also should I always add like bonuses at the end? Let minnow bye!
