400 Facts Of My World(s)

323~ Gardner Quazy

Because he is genderfluid, whatever gender he feels like, will usually change his personality. Especially if he feels genderless.

If he feels like a female, he will usually put on some male high heels and wear a pink apron. He will then act like a stereotypical kind grandmother and make poorly homemade burnt cookies with bits of glass in the cookies. Sometimes it's even possible for him to have some actual over the counter drugs that help people sleep so he can knock out the people who ate the cookies to keep them hostage.

If he feels like a male, he'll dress in cowboy boots, wear a biker jacket and have unzipped pants that aren't button. He will usually have a cigarette 3 times a day and will talk in a bad Southern accent. His personality will tend to be a stereotypical abusive dad mixed in with a bit of a stereotypical homocidal person with mental illness. He will tend to swear a lot and has little to no respect for woman.