Lost in Wonderland

Through the hole

Rose was falling deep under the earth. For five minutes she kept on screaming when she realized that the tunnel was way too long. 

"Why the fuck do this stupid high school has a bottomless well?" She asked herself while she grabs her phone and tries to call someone. Just when she presses the call button, Rose hears another sound above her. She looks up and sees a blonde girl falling through the same thing that she fell before. Rose's phone slipped from her hand when they had collided in a funny way. Rose kept trying to catch her phone, but that girl made made her dropping it. 

"Watch it, bitch." She yells while the girl with blue dress falls faster. 

The walls suddenly start to throw a laughing sound and all of a sudden Rose wakes up being surrounded by giant couches and other pieces of furniture. 

"And how the hell did those things got in here?" She says while she sits on a desk. The laughing kept on coming until Rose became annoyed and throw a jar in a wall. 

"Ouch" The voice said and kept on silent. 

Rose was thinking of what is going on when she got scared when she hit the ground. 

"And I was hoping that I had squashed that bitch." She sighed and picked up the broken phone after she checked a little the bed of leaves on which she fell over. 

The phone was completely destroyed. Most probably from hitting every single wall. Then she had remembered and looked above her. Seeing that furniture falling with speed, she ran away without looking back. The sound of the falling furniture was so loud that it could wake up an entire army of zombie. 

The endless hole had been blocked by all that furniture. She didn't had any chance of getting back to surface. At least not on that way. 

"And now what?" She said without realizing that a pair of eyes appeared somewhere near her. 

"Thou lost in this place, my dear?" An amused voice was echoing from somewhere. Rose turned around and seen the pair of eyes. 

"Well that's a new shit! Floating eyes talking to me." 

The eyes started to lose their charm when the smile appeared and slowly the whole pink and purple fur appeared around them, finally revealing a fat cat. 

"Thou art h're, but thee knoweth not wherefore art thee h're."

"Uhhhhhm whaat?"

"Thee might knoweth yond thy purpose in h're shall bringeth a changeth in the bilboes of this endless st'ry" The cat continued.

"Pwede ba ka ba magsalita ng english?"

The cat looked weird at Rose and kept on going with it's own gibberish stuff. 

"Findeth thy way through the wond'rland and saveth ev'rything and ev'ryone. Only thee can doth t, did rise"

"Huh? OK Kitty last time I ask you to speak in English or..." Rose drawn out an electrical razor. 

"Why the fuck are you carrying such thing with you?" Said the Cat while her eyes grew larger. 

Rose just got closer to the cat. The kitty got scared like hell and vanished all of a sudden. Rose just pressed the button and the razor started to throw a flashing light.

"I love when people think I have a razor when in fact it's a flashlight." She mumbled and started to search the area for clues.