"You've stolen my cookies!!!" The Queen was yelling in the High Courtyard.
"You dumb twat, are you mental? How the fuck should I steal those shits since I've seen you only twice?"
"Shut the fuuuuuck uuuuup. Witness number one enteeer"
The injured soldier is brought in and Rose sees how he is shivering when he sees her.
"Tell us what happened?"
"Well my Queen, beloved and full of stars beyond..."
"Beloved in my ass." Said Rose with sarcasm.
"I said shut the fuck uuuup."
The guard looks at her with disgrace and starts telling how he tried to obey her orders and he got beaten cause of that.
"This bleeding is never stopping. Now it seems that I have to make an operation to change it."
"OK OFF WITH HIS HEAD! Neeeeext!"
"Hold on, bitch. You don't cut his head for being honest." Rose defended him.
"For the last time shut the fuck up!"
"Fuck you!!!" Rose said and thrown the chair into the Queen. Hitting the Queen, the chair broken right into her head leaving her completely dead.
Everyone was terrified and the world around Rose started to twist up like a tornado. And everything was growing smaller while she was growing bigger. In the end she realizes that every soldier, queen and everyone else was on a simple table of chess while she was still on her normal size. A powerful shake and a screech brought her back to reality. She saw she was still in that "Court", but now she could've go to the exit. After she opens the door she founds herself in front of many creepy dwarfs who started to worship her all of a sudden.
"You've got to be fucking kidding me."
The end...?
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Lost in Wonderland
HumorRose is that type of a girl who is annoyed by everything and everyone around her. She feels like she is surrounded by idiots...well she felt like that until she finds herself in Wonderland where stupidity is ruling all over the land
