"Off with her head" Said the woman all dressed in red and with creepy make up.
"What?"
"I said off with her head!!!"
Rose was amazed. Who was this dumbass to say such thing? She tries to back off when she senses someone touches her butt. She turns around and sees one of the guards. Annoyed by the situation she throws a punch into the soldier's face making his nose bleed out. She starts running after that without even knowing where she's heading to. In the end after she gets tired of running she finds herself at a table where it was a hamster, a rabbit and a homeless guy who were taking a tea.
"Hey look! We have visitors." said the homeless guy.
"Oh my oh my look at the time" Said the rabbit and changed his place.
"What is this place?"
"This is the wonderland, my dear." Said a familiar voice.
Rose turns around and sees the Cheshire cat again.
"You again! I thought you ran away after I threatened you to cut down your hair?"
"I was about to, but then I've seen how you snapped out the Queen's guard so I think you have the right potential to help us.
"Help you? Bitch I ain't helping nobody. Especially a talking cat."
The Cheshire cat smiles and looks at her.
"I think you will after you will finish talking to them."
Rose turns around and sees the three characters who are drinking the tea unbothered by the conversation between her and the cat.
She approaches them and asks if she can have a tea as well. The homeless is acting like a gentlemen and gives her his seat, while the rabbit is putting her tea in some sort of a cup.
"So who are you guys?" She asks to make a conversation.
"I'm just a hatter. The Queen punished me for killing a time lord so now we are cursed to live this routine forever." The homeless guy said and sipped his tea.
"And what about these two?"
"It just happened for us to be here. Now we are all doomed." Said the rabbit and the hamster started to moan some sort of a sick song.
The hatter gets up and serves Rose another tea without observing that his pants were unzipped and unbuttoned. Rose noticed it since he got up and she got up from the chair as well.
"Is there something wrong?" He asks with a pervert look in his eyes.
"Yeah. Just go back into your homeless Shadows." Rose yelled and gave him a strong kick into his balls.
The hatter fell on his knees as Rose was passing besides him and went further on the road that lead into the forest.
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Lost in Wonderland
HumorRose is that type of a girl who is annoyed by everything and everyone around her. She feels like she is surrounded by idiots...well she felt like that until she finds herself in Wonderland where stupidity is ruling all over the land
