slayin' rants. ♚

mothers

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now dont get me wrong

i love my mom like a lot, like so much

but sometimes she gets on my nerves a lot

i dont know if your mom's do this

so basically yesterday i was minding my own business and on mah computer (like every day) and well i see her sweeping the stairs (bc i have stairs obviously like it says right there) so I, being the best daughter ever, stand up and walk to her and ask her,

"Hello sweet mother sent from Heaven"

no jk

"Mami, te puedo ayudar en algo?"

which is traduced to, "Mom, can I help you in anything?"

and she just responds,

"No estoy bien, sigue haciendo lo que hacias."

traduced into, "No it's okay, keep doing what you were doing." whilst smiling

so i do what she says ya know bc it meant being in the computer-- i mean bc it meant obeying my mom

so fiVE MINUTES LATER

I BLOODY COUNTED THE MINUTES OKAY

F I V E   M I N U T E S   L A T E R

SHE BEGINS YELLING

"NO ONE HELPS OUT IT THE HOUSE, IM A SERVANT TO EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU. THIS IS WHY THE HOUSE IS A MESS."

BUT I JUST FRIGGING ASKED HER IF SHE NEEDED HELP DAMN IT WHY DO U SAY THAT WHY DO U DENY MY HONEST HELP AND THEN BEGIN SCREAMING BC NO ONE HELPS YA OUT WELL MAYBE NO ONE HELPS BC EVERY TIME THEY ASK YOU IF YOU NEED HELP YOU SAY NO????

Y'ALL MOMS ARE CONFUSING AS HECK

ITS OKAY IF YOU NEED HELP JUST SAY IT AND WE'LL HELP  YOU

JESUS

sigh

rant over

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i wrote this w my mom beside me, thank God she dont know english very well