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birthdays

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guys

do any of you hate your birthday bc i dont know i kind of have mixed feelings about them

bc the day before you're like "yes yes yes tomorrow is my birthday that means im going to be older and im going to feel so much different because im going to be older and im going to mature more bc its gonna be mah birthday"

but then the day comes and you feel the same. 

i didn't mature, i didn't get taller, i didn't get hotter, i didn't get prettier

im the same idiot that laughs when the math teacher says 69

aka i didnt mature

so birthdays are kinda stupid for that bc i mean i wanted to hit the good side of puberty not the lame ass acne or the lame ass hormones being all over the place

but i also love birthdays bc

cake

presents

and everyone is nice to you 

but then the next day kinda sucks bc people treat you like they always did oops

but anyways i have mixed feelings

HAPPY EARLY, LATE BIRTHDAY TO ALL OF YOU BEAUTIFUL FACES THAT READ THIS LAME RANT BOOK!!1A1!!!!

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comment your birthday

btw yus is my version of yas k 

dedicated to michelle bc its her birthday and i got inspired to rant about bdays bc of her ily babe