slayin' rants. ♚

hair

ok so i have really long straight hair

and idk if this happens to more people than me (i hope it does otherwise this is awkward af)

so when i wash my hair and my scalp is all clean and not-oily

the rest of my hair looks like a poodle coming out of a clothes dryer

aka all puffier than the power puff girls

and when my hair is greasy which is mostly my third day of washing it (which i am supposed to wash that day)

the roots of my hair look as flawless as luke hemming's hair

like it came out of a salon

and im like

wHY YOU NOT LIKE THAT WHEN I NEED YOU TO BE

i dislike my hair a lot of times like