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embarrassing crush story 1

yo wassap is me nat

like them intro tho

ok stop you're not funny nat

ok anyways

i'm those type of human beings that get embarrassed 25/8 percent of the time

and 26/9 it happens in front of my crush

k so today i was in my first period aka sleepy and bored af ok so i take spanish as first period

so my friend sits in front of me bc yas and like four seats of distance of me sits my crush

so my best friend goes like 

"so yesterday i was watching a video and 5sos get asked if you'd have the opportunity to talk to a cow what would you say to it?"

and me being a total blonde answer

"doES IT HURT WHEN PEOPLE SQUEEZE YOUR BOOBS TO GET MILK?!?/!?/!?1?/!//"

and im also the type of person who always talks very quietly and ppl never pay attention to my conversations with people but then i see my crush and his best friend go like

"did you just say that?" with their eyes so wide

and i get soooo red bc im super pale and i blush all the time and i laugh

"i was talking about cows"

and that was the last time he ever talked to me

no jk he's weirder than me so

ok bye children

lesson of the day: don't talk about cow boobs

them gif tho