slayin' rants. ♚

whispers

so today i was in a public place with my mom where you're supposed to be quiet right so

i was twirling my hair around bc i was bored and whatever and i notice there is a huge buMP ON MY PONYTAIL AND I START FREAKING OUT

so i lean into my mother and whisper "mom can you fix that bump on my hair" v v v quietly

and she asks with her loud-ass voice "YOU WANT ME TO FIX YOU WHAT"

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MOTHER I WHISPERED IT TO YOU FOR A REASON

NOW EVERYONE IS LOOKING AT US AND MY HUGE ASS BUMP

JESUS

PLEASE MOM

don't you just hate it when people just ugh.

im out