slayin' rants. ♚

periods pt 1

the thing i hate most in the world are

periods.

and im so jealous of people who get through periods with such ease its like they hardly even have one

like my friend gets one and it lasts 2 days and she doesn't feel any stinkin cramp

but i get it 8 days and feel like one direction and 5sos are punching me several times aka worst cramps in history of them

now this is how i act in my period:

"mom get me some french chocolate sprinkles with french toast and orange juice from china pls"

"ew mom what is this"

"i hate food"

"give me some food"

"why don't i have a boyfriend"

"I want a boyfriend"

"ew why is this boy looking at me"

"i wanna cuddle"

"get away from me"

*sobs* "why are you crying?" "i cant find my pillow"

"why is my hair greasy i washed it yesterday"

"fuck you"

"fuck me"

*watches romantic comedies and cries*

*reads horror book and cries*

*cries*

*sobs*

*vomits*

*cries bc has 0/5*

*cries bc amnesia*

*cries bc bo$$*

*cries bc obama*

*cries*

*cusses at everyone*

*lays on floor bc no reason*

*screams at people and then feels guilty and hugs them*

"these pants fit yesterday!"

"I can't sleep."

"I want chocolate"

"mom i wanted tacos"

"he's so hot"

"that girl is prettier than me not fair"

"im so ugly"

"where did this zit come from"

"get away from me you bitch"

"who told her she could speak to me"

"i hate life"

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this is lame bye