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sarcasm

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hi guys *hugs everyone of you*

the topic is sarcasm because i d k  i just wanted to

because i am sarcastic, i am not that sarcastic but i am. but there are so many types of sarcastic people that i just wanted to share with you them in a really organized list below this sentence.

1. the cool sarcastic person ; 

these are the ones that when teachers make a comment like "Good-morning class, today we are here to learn" and the student says "No shiz"

this is the easiest sarcasm to understand

2. the advanced sarcasm person ;

 

these are the people who are always, always, always sarcastic. To the point that when you're having a normal conversation, you never know when they're being sarcastic or not.

example

"Hi dude are you okay"

"Pfft, of course I am"

"No, seriously... are you okay?"

"Yeah dude, never been better"

"Im being serious"

"yeah me too..."

like that^^^

3.  the one person who never understands sarcasm ;

these are the rly dumb people that when you use a really basic sarcasm remark, they never understand it. 

example

"Dude, i heard you hurt your leg and couldn't walk yesterday"

"Yeah i did, that's how i am walking rn?????"

"Oh my God, did it hurt? Are you okay? Should I carry your bag for you?"

i would make more examples but i cant think of more (sozz)

but srsly bitch , are you that dumb that you don't understand sarcasm? i mean that's why we go to school for. at least pay damn attention to one class js

and if you're going to be sarcastic, learn that nOT EVERY TIME OF YOUR DAY YOU HAVE TO USE SARCASM BC THEN THE PEOPLE AROUND YOU NEVER UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY AND THEY WONT TAKE YOU SRSLY

like damn

*flips cat*

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this was lame

dedicated to sneha bc idk i want to

nu.