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awkwardness

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 ugh this is my daily struggle

so if any of you know me personally, or online too, i am one of the most awkward people out there. but theres different types of awkward people and bc im soooo organized and my room is alwaaays clean and tidy (sure), i will do a very organized list below this :

I. the shy-awkward gal: this is the girl who stutters whilst meeting a new person, or animal.

II. the outgoing sociably awkward gazelle: this is the one who talks too much and puts an awkward subject which was not supposed to be discussed in that conversation

III. i ran out of awkward types of people lol. so much for being organized

let me show you an example of how im both of those people above. 

im in camp with my best friends and yesterday we were talking to this guy and he was cool and me being me, which is an idiot, he sat beside us and i was tying my shoe-lace and i go like "oh look, our friend michelle. talk to him while i tie my shoelace" and i say it out loud and he kinda giggles and michelle opens her eyes rly big and im like "what? you should be more sociable" i made it awkward im

turns out that he was the guy my friend car-pools every Wednesday to go to practice and well she's 100% more awkward than me and they never speak to each other and i made it super awkward now

im sorry michelle i love u bby

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shoutout to landry which reached 1k and guess what i was her 1k which basically means i won at life

for all my awkward people out there, [insert dramatic pause + looks at sunset] stay awkward.