Me: Welcome back to Questions and Dares! More absurd dares, more absurd questions, and a new addition. . . REACTIONS!! YAY!!
Clay: WE GET IT!!!
Macy: Don't yell at her, Clay!
Clay: Sorry.
Me: Well, the first one is for Clay to rate Force Builder by heart_with_wings
Clay: I like the idea of me being a Jedi and all that, but did I have to be Rowan?
Me: Yes. Yes you did.
Skylor: Well, the second one is for Misako to make a tea that can turn people into Gardevoir by ZeldaAndMimi
Misako: Easy. All I need is a drop of Gardevoir's blood, a Floette's flower, a Ditto's skin, and Farinium or Psychinium Z; Farinium for girl, Psychinium for boy.
Elyse: Here you go! (Gives test tube of shiny Gardevoir blood, AZ's Floette's ancient flower, shiny ditto skin cells, and Lelezinium Z) Now make that potion!
Misako: (brews tea and pours some into flask) All done!
Nya: Now the next dare is by lindsey-chr-notfound to have Clay drink the potion.
Clay: No! I'm going to get some bread.
Lance: (pours potion onto Clay's bread when Clay is not looking)
Clay: (eats bread and gags from potion) What the—
Kai: Lance spiked your bread with that potion, dude!
Cole: And since Crystal used the Farinium Z instead of a Psychinium Z, it's a feminine Gardevoir transformation potion!
Jay: >:) Ha!
(Big explosion of pink light)
Clay: (now a Gardevoir) O_O
Me: (transforms into Latias and reads Clay's mind) OMG he's a female Gardevoir!
Clay-Gardevoir: Devoir Gard Voir Gardevoir?!? 'What happened to me?!?'
Lloyd: Umm. . . You kinda turned into a female Pokémon?
Clay: GARD?!?! 'WHAT?!?!'
Ash: (walks in with Lillie and Pikachu and calls out Greninja)
Greninja: (sees Clay-Gardevoir and blushes madly)
Clay-Gardevoir: (sees Greninja and blushes madly)
Aaron, Lance, Axl, Nya and Lillie: SHIP IT LIKE FEDEX!!
Macy: Is the potion permenant?
Misako: Unless Crystal gave me AZ's Floette's ancient flower and a Lelezinium Z instead of a normal Floette's flower and a Farinium Z.
Me: Uhh. . . Oops.
Macy: You gave her an ancient flower and Lelezinium Z, didn't you?
Me: Maybe. . .
Aaron: *facepalms* Omfg.
Nya: So Clay is stuck as a female Gardevoir forever?
Misako: Yeah, pretty much.
Clay-Gardevoir: VOIR!!!! 'NOOO!!!!'
Pikachu: Pi Pikachu Pi Chu. 'Being a Gardevoir isn't that bad.'
Lillie: (calls out her Alolan Vulpix, Snowy) Snowy, you're a girl. Can you help that Gardevoir?
Snowy: Vul! 'Kay!'
Me: Actually, that Gardevoir is Clay.
Ash: (spit take) DID YOU SERIOUSLY MAKE THAT POKE MORPH POTION?!?!
Me: Our lovely followers asked for us to do it!
Ash: THEN DON'T LISTEN TO THEM!!!
Macy: Alright you two, break it up.
Lillie: Just leave them. I called Brock and he should be able to handle this.
Brock: (walks in and breaks up Ash and I's fighting) Quit it, you two! It's embarrassing enough Clay got turned into a female Gardevoir permanently! People are listening!
Ash: Sorry.
Me: You should be.
Ash: Oh, go jump off a cliff, Miss Sass!
Me: If I wanted to commit suicide, then I'd jump off your pride and land on your IQ.
Macy: OOOOH!!!
Clay-Gardevoir: GARD GARDE DEVOIR!!! 'SOMEBODY GET THE CAMERA!!!'
Aaron: BUUURN!!
Axl: ROASTED!!!
Misako: OHOHOOO!!
Nya: GET WRECKED!!!
Kai: HAHA!!
Jay: YOOOOO!!!
Cole: YOYOYO!!!
Lloyd: CRYSTAL YOU DADANG SAVAGE!!
Me: (dabs savagely)
Ash: (pouts) Hmph.
Me: Well, that's it on the Questions and Dares show, we shall see you later!
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The Ultimate Book Of My Imagination
FanfictionWhat the title says. Lots of crossovers, heartbreaks, AUs, embarrassing scenes and the total ruining of OTPs in here, along with plenty of weirdness to go around. Welcome to The Ultimate Book Of My Imagination!
