The Ultimate Book Of My Imagination

JESSICA

Me: If Jestro was a girl, how would you react?

Clay: Idk

Aaron: She'd be a witch, not an evil warlock.

Axl: She'd be more sensitive.

Lance: Who cares?

Macy: At least I would hang out with another girl.

Merlok: SHIP IT!! SHIP IT LIKE FEDEX AND AMAZON PRIME COMBINED!! SHIP SHIP SHIP!!!

Me: YAH OLD MAN SHIP IT 4 LYFE!!!

Ava: LET THE SHIPS SET SAIL!!

Robin: TO ALL JOKINGBIRD SHIPPERS OUT THERE, THIS IS THE MOMENT!!

Krakenskull and Ruina: I know what would happen. . . (both smirk evilly at Clay)

Monstrox: SOMEBODY CALL SAPPHIRESTORM7!!

Sapphire: (appears) What up? Who called me?

Me: If Jestro was a girl, what do you think would happen?

Sapphire: Clay would happen.

Clay: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!?!

Aaron: Yeah what do you- OMFG LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! XD

Lance: (spit take) HOLY MOTHERFLIPPIN SHEEIT OMFG YOU GUYS ARE MESSED UP!!!

Axl: I DON'T WANT TO BELIEVE IT BUT IT'S a
PROBABLY TRUE!!!

Macy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Clay: FOR PETE'S SAKE WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!?!?!?!?

Me: How about I bring in a guest in on this?

Sadie: (appears) Hola! Crystal, do you have any more of those donuts from your aunt's?

Me: You are obsessed with Koala Kolache donuts aren't you? (hands her boatload of donuts anyway)

Sadie: Yay! (stuffs them in mouth) So what are we doing?

Me: If Jestro was a girl, what would happen?

Sadie: THE SHIP WOULD SET SAIL!!!

Me: Exactly.

Clay: WHAT THE F*** DO YOU ALL MEAN?!?!? WILL SOMEBODY EXPLAIN THIS TO ME?!?!?

Sadie: Mega Claytro would be in NEXO Knights instead of Clacy.

Clay: O_O BULLS***!!!!

Me: (shows picture of female Jestro)

Clay: (blushing madly) Umm. . . 

Everyone: SHIP IT!!!!!