Lance: Yo momma so fat she sat on her iPhone and turned it into an iPad!
Clay: Yo momma so fat she stepped on the scale and it said 'I need your weight, not your phone number.'
Clay is savage
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The Ultimate Book Of My Imagination
FanficWhat the title says. Lots of crossovers, heartbreaks, AUs, embarrassing scenes and the total ruining of OTPs in here, along with plenty of weirdness to go around. Welcome to The Ultimate Book Of My Imagination!
A Random Conversation Between Clay and Lance
Lance: Yo momma so fat she sat on her iPhone and turned it into an iPad!
Clay: Yo momma so fat she stepped on the scale and it said 'I need your weight, not your phone number.'
Clay is savage