30 Day Challenge

Day 3: In which I study for an exam by the help of Dragons

Oh damn I have to write another 500 words... I have an English exam tomorrow morning and I still haven't begun studying... I'm not religious, but I pray I'll get a deseant mark... though actaully it won't matter much in the end, guess I'll deal.

Hmm this ~30 day challenge~ could totally count as studying for English, I mean this is literally English! This counts I swear. I'm studying and it's actaully not horrible. Kinda just gonna have to force it a little bit...

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I think sometime I'd like to write about (friendzone,) misogynism and feminism... I'm thinking like describing an unhealthy relationship that starts out as friends, maybe the dude helps out the girl, and then becomes kinda nasty as he reveals his true misogynist views, but the girl will be quite young and just go with it because she is uneducated and naïve... then smack bam feminism, she takes control of her own life. wuhuu yeah! and d-bag dude is just like, 'but she's my property, don't liberate yourself,' but she does and that would be it. hmm... I dun know though...

I think I'll start a little draft at some point but it would definitely be a one shot//short story. 

Goodness, there are just so many things I'd like to write, but I also wanna eat cake (and you can't type whilst eating) and I also wanna scroll on tumblr and I also wanna sleep (during the day preferably) and sometimes I might wanna go outside and they don't have plugs for chargers in the gardens, like what's that about...? *sigh* And I wanna read too...

I suppose you'll just have to schedule some time for those things you want to do but never actually "have time for". Gotta take some time to do what you love right?

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Oka I need another 200 words...

I'll go for aaaa..... fairytale!

The prince and princess lived happily ever after and had their own little royalties who lived once upon a time in a far away land.

Hmmm. I'm not feeling super inspired at the moment.... I'll give it another go though.

Once upon a time there was a kind, big-hearted mother dragon who had seven, precious golden eggs on her desolate mountain top. She loved each and every egg very much indeed and often sat next to them on sunny days to let them enjoy the warmth of the lovely wheather. But the eggs shone beautifully in the bright light and far away humans lived and saw the glimmering gold upon the mountain top.

(you see where this is going dun ya?)

The humans wondered what tremendous treasure could shine so impressively over the distance and they quickly succumbed to their greedy nature. It was known that the mountain was inhabited by a fire-spewing dragon, and that dragons often collected many valuables, so the humans decided that that which glimmered such in the sun would soon become their valuables.

Their greediest men gathered and brought spears and swords and shields. As they rode towards the mountain their peers cheered them on with words of bravery and righteousness. That treasure was rightfully theirs. They had use for it, had the mean old dragon that?

The greedy men, who'd been called brave, rode for many days and nights over strenuous terrain, never wavering their hungry stares from the mountain top. The stars and moon lit up the night as in full day time creating noble constellations, but they only saw the mountain. The flowers and weeds surrounding them for miles in each direction, bloomed so beautifully and filled the air with spring, but they only smelled their own victory over dragon blood. Exotic animals and birds filled the background with the most lovely sounds and songs, but they only heard their own names being cheered on as they would return with deep pockets of gold.

On their 21st day of travels they reached the foot of the mountain and climbed.

The mother dragon had seen humans below her mountain but did not worry greatly. It had been many years since she had last seen humans and she had forgotten their true nature. She only worried of her eggs, they could hatch any day now.

After many trials the greedy men were mere metres away from reaching their destination. They had never been more eager as their loses had never been greater. They had grown excited and rash and thereby damaged their bodies and lost more than one friend on their ascend. But now on a chilly evening, just as the sun had set and the moon was on its way out of hiding, they were at their goal. They prepared their weapons of steal and iron and took the last step to complete the mount. 

Before them laid the back of a colossal scaley creature covered by it's wings and surrounding it lay shards of curved gold in many sizes. One piece even doubled their tallest man in length. The greedy men put on eyes of lusting for gold and earthly wealth. They silently charged at the sleeping giant's back and wrenched their weapons inbetween her scales. Spears of two meters sank into her flesh leaving only small stubs to be seen and so the dragon mother had breathed fire for the last time.

The men yelled out in victory and started collecting the gold which was now theirs to take, but as they started exploring looking after more gold they came across seven lesser dragons. They were pathetically huddled together by their still mother's chest and looked at the humans with confused and fearful eyes the way children sometimes do.

The first man to find these little ones was not a brave man and he took his sword and slayed the biggest cub he could spot. This ones' siblings panicked and for the first time in their so very young lives they breathed fire in unision. They spewed their flames over all the men they could and only few escaped to tell the tale of evil dragons who lived only to protect their golden treasures. 

Each dragon child now grew up with vengeance in their hearts and learnt others of their kin to hate and despise the humans too.

And that is why dragons are cruel and that is why they take away princesses from their kings and queens. Because once those kings and queens took away their mother's life.

Wuhuu 1095 words! I am the best at this challenge!! This is nearly as long as a short story I might publish... O.o