30 Day Challenge

Day 8: Mediveal market and weed (also remembering yaoi)

I just had a four hour nap so I'm slightly sleepy and therefor perhaps a bit uhm, dull, or at least not particularly sharp-witted (I don't even know if that's a word but I don't bother looking it up.)

I feel like pointing out how incredibly rarely I back-space stuff when writing this. Like, it does not happen unless I make grammartical or spelling mistakes. Of course that does happen, but still, not in every paragraph. That's something I'm quite satisfied with. But it also means that ALL this shizzle is just an uninterrupted flow of my thoughts, also fairly uncensored. Oh  goodness gracious I just wanna nap some more now.

BUT.

mediveal stuff!

I literally have no idea of how to spell that word [mediveal] and I'm too lazy to look it up (sorry) but I am referring to the middle ages ~ the time period from around 1100 to when Constantinopel fell in like what? 1450? Not long before the discovery of America at least. isn't that the most common way of defining the ending of that time period? Fuck it, it is now.

Right!

So we were at a market! and we bought stuff! Food was a big part of that 'stuff' admittedly, but also other stuff... My dad bought one of those goddang annoying bird flutes they always sell to all the children that makes you want to strangle all the children, because omg that is so fucking annoying. But rest assured that my father is still alive and well! (Someone had to drive me back home...) and the children are probably mostly okay too, at least I didn't end any of them, but someone else might have, who knows?

BUT I got a little something something too! It's this little funny box (which you can also buy at most markets) they are a bit difficult to open, but that's the thing. You can hide valurables in it and then no one will know how to open it but you :)

I think I'll hide my weed in it. That was at least the plan when I bought it. Yeah I smoke sometimes by the way. like maybe once every other month. maybe once a month even, but it's mostly for the company. I mean yeah, its fun to get your giggles on, but it's more than anything because I enjoy hanging out with my best friend or the boys. Also i'm a bit of a hypocrite because I condemn the use of cigerattes, but obvioulsy smoke some other stuff myself. Just a fun little fact about me... And you kinda gotta mix the tobacco with the weed, so yes: hypocrite. (Also I'm not promoting the use of illegal drugs ~ I know people that are addicted to marihuana and it's not a whole lot of fun...)

Btw I've been looking at my reads for these past days and decided that despite a very varying number of reads per chapter, the minimum common denominator is two. Therefor I have two readers who continuously return for more. (I am well aware that that might not be the case, but let me keep the dream alive.)  So Hi you two awesome folks! *waves excitedly* good to see you in the statistics again :) 

I might possibly just address this writing stuff to the two of you in the future, but no promises! And by this I mean how I percieve you in my imagination, like what kind of people might like to read this shizzle??

Maybe sometime I should give a discription of myself, it might make it easier to identify with me, and that is of course an important thing for a reader to be able to do when the text in question isn't exclusively informative.

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Remember how one of the first days I looked up the manga author Yana Toboso who wrote Black Butler (Kuro Shitsuji) to see if she'd made other things and she had and it was explicit yaoi (boy on boy action) and I didn't know so I read half of it and then    just kinda died internally.

Yeah I remember that too... Actually it has kinda been bothering me that I didn't finish the stories, like the characters were quite cute, but I don't know what happens in the end.....

Do y'all se were this is going? 

Okay lets get at it!

I will of course not reveal any spoilers, as who knows, you guys might be into some cute but explicit yaoi, and I'm not about to spoil some most likely great one-shots for you.

I just read the actual summaries of these stories for the first time and I am laughing my ass off! Omg that is brilliant writing! hahaha. I feel so stupid! I should have read these summaries earlier on! Let me just copy-paste one of them for ya:

"A kid is playing soccer with his teammates when he accidentally nails a flower delivery guy right in the face. Fortunately for the kid, flower guy is accustomed to taking balls to the face, and he shows the soccer kid some of his sweet moves. Yes, smex."

I am still laughing. Wow. I should have really read this before complaining about the yaoi...

Anyhoooo, I am gonna read the stuff.

No, I'm regretting.

But I'm curiouuus...

Curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back. I am doing this shizzle! 

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*Wrinkles nose* Do I regret this? Nah... I'm no longer curious. 

Okay, so all but one story ended satisfactory. "Ma Cherie" was kind of a bit really upsetting... Poor lad... And well I'd have to say that "Let it be sunny tomorrow" was a bit... thought provoking... O.O

But I loved how they all (even "Ma Cherie") sort of connected in the end where everybody meets everybody else :) anyhoo as stated earlier: no spoilers! But the art was as expected from Yana, absolutely wonderful (and detailed...-_-) so I guess I can check this off my list... though of course I'll have to add it first...

(Half the time reading it I'm like: "Og god that's so cute! Oh how cute! So cutsie, You're an idiot, oh adorable!" the other half I'm like: "Oh god nipple... AH penis!" and covering the screen half with my hands...)

Goddness, porn is just not for everyone... However I think the ones I preferred were either "Music Hour", "Love is here" or "Killing me". Probably the last one as it both ties it all together and well, I enjoy a darkness to most stories, no matter how they are told or what they're about. (Ma Cherie was just a bit much)

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I was gonna link a Marilyn Manson song as that's what I've been listening to today, but I figured as I've been discussing the consumption of illegal drugs and what is essentially gay porn, maybe not... Besides I'm so crap at this website I'd probably mess it up anyways...

But for now, my lovelies, the witching hour is closing in and the moon stand high and proud on the blackened sky, therefor I must bid you a heartfelt goodbye! 

...And return to tumblr. Bye lads and ladies! <3