African polygamy

Chapter 16: Beer Bar

UNEDITED

A/N: translations are in brackets

ANGO'S POV

"You already have four wives and now you want to take a concubine. Stop thinking with your manhood and use your brains." Papa Borla, my friend advised me.

"You aren't a saint either, at your age you are still looking for a wife to marry. You should rather be looking for a death partner." I mocked him.

"Is there a difference between a wife and a death partner? After all, in the end, it is till death do you part." He said with a sly smile.

"Anyway, he's a widower so there is nothing wrong with looking a for a death partner since the old one left without taking him along." Azuza mocked.

Washing down my dried throat with palm wine," speaking of women, do you know that fat women are very stingy?" I questioned rhetorically.

Both men had confusion written on their faces. 

"They are the type of women that sit wearing mini skirt and you will see nothing. No matter how bent down you are on your knees.  Look at the woman over there." I clarified, pointing to a fat woman opposite our table.

The two men turn their heads to look and both nod in agreement.

Azuma cleared his throat," When my eyes are bored and it wants something exciting to see I come here. You get to see variety of shapes and sizes of buttocks and breasts." He laughed at his own words making Borla choke on his wine.

"And to think I was the only rotten tomato amongst us." I croaked dryly. 

"I have already selected the one I shall be wooing for the night and if I am lucky, she shall coax me into her bed." Papa Borla said, winking his brows at a woman sitting at the far end of the bar.  

"You two watch as I make my move." Papa Borla stood up making his way to the woman's table.

"Old snake." I muttered under my breath.

"Well what about us, are we not getting our share of women this afternoon?" Azuza questioned me with worried eyes.

"Azuza relax, we all shall leave here with women holding our hands." I said confidently.

"Have you seen those two women?" I asked Azuza. He was turning his head in all directions to see which women I was talking about.

"The one I spoke of earlier, her eyes are watching me like a hawk. But she's too fat for me to handle. Women like her would drain all my energy. I would even lose weight in the process." I said, drinking more palm wine.

"Afraid she will suck you dry and leave you dry to the bones." He teased.

"Your four wives have already sucked you dry. Leave this one for me." Azuza added.

"It seems Papa Borla is indeed making his move." I said, a bit jealousy as I watched him.

"It is time to go woo our choice for the night." I grinned, standing on my feet.

"Why don't you go and call them to join us since I have lost my charms. I could learn a few from you. Now hurry up." Azuza prod.

Borla came to join us with a lovely woman by his side. She seems shy and reserved. "Which one captured your heart because it seems you are looking at two women?" Borla asked Azuza as he sat down alongside his new acquaintance.

"The fat stingy one Ango was talking about. You know a have a thing for fat women with big breast and buttocks." Azuza spoke with his mouth filled with fried chicken.