how? || 5sos fanfiction

Chapter Eighteen

Calum's POV

I couldn't get the image of Eileen hugging me out of my head. The scene kept on replaying through my head, over an over again. Just then, a message flashed across the screen of my phone. It was Mike. It said: 'Hey dude, u said u'd tell me wot was goin on with all that Luke and orange stuff. come over RIGHT NOW no excuses!'
I grinned and remembered how when Miranda had mentioned the colour orange, Luke immediately had no more interest in the conversation. I texted Mike back: 'I'll be there soon, mate. just you wait.'

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I grinned as Mike opened the door. His pink hair was all messed up, and his face was impatient but amused.
"FINALLY, CAL! how long do you take to drive?"
I just shook my head and chuckled. I helped myself to some beer on the table, and leaned back on the couch.
"Come on, Cal. What's with Luke, and all that orange blushing blah blah?"
"Okay, man. Okay. So Luke hasn't told anyone but me. He was taking a shower one day, and you know how Rosie is, always pranking him and all that. {Rosie is Luke's little sister.} So Luke put on his body wash, rubbed it all over his body and that. Then when he it out of the shower, he noticed his whole body was orange, cos Rosie switched the body wash to orange dye. Luke got really annoyed and tried to wash it off, but it wouldn't come off, so he went to the 'professionals' i.e. Rosie's mates mum. She had this formula that could remove any stain, so Luke asked for it. She couldn't lend it to anyone so SHE had to apply it on Luke. So the dye had turned ALL of Luke's body orange, including his...'restricted areas'. So the lady applied it all over Luke's body, ad the orange stuff came off. The only part that was still orange was his ding-a-ling. You know how Luke is, stubborn ad all that, he wouldn't let Rosie's mates mum touch his... ding-a-ling, so now he has a permanent orange ding-a-ling. If the dye stays on for too long, it becomes permanent. Luke's never let Rosie forget about it."
I stopped talking and waited for Mike's reaction.
"So... Luke has an orange dick?"
I nodded. We were silent. Then we started laughing, laughing so hard my ribs hurt.

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Miranda's POV

My alarm woke me. I groaned. It was back to school! eugh. The weekend had gone by so quickly, it seemed like it hadn't even started. I got up and pulled on my jeans and baggy jumper. I brushed my tangled mass of brown hair and pulled it up onto a bun. Mondays were the worst. Mondays told you there was a week of work ahead. eugh.

As I headed into the school gates, I saw Eileen and Noelene. I headed over towards them.
"Hey guys!"
"Hey Miranda!"
Their attention didn't seem focused on me. I followed where their eyes were looking and gasped when I saw what had made them so.... gobsmacked.
There was a van, a full van, of hot private school guys. It seemed like all the girls had suddenly stopped where they were walking and started staring, their eyes wide and dreamy. The van read: Peakville Private Boys School.
We all kept staring as they, one by one, headed out of the van. I had a feeling this was going to be a good day.
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"Silence, students!"yelled our principal. We all stopped speaking and payed all our attention to him, but mostly the crowd of sexy guys standing behind him.
"Everyone, you may have noticed a black van outside, and these boys standing behind me. They are from Peakville Boys Private School, and they are going to be coming here for the remainder of this semester, due to funding issues. I'm sure you will all treat them well."
All the girls in the hall shrieked with excitement. Boys. Here was a win.