Avengers x Reader Imagines

Stupid Pick-up Lines (Clint Barton)

It is your first day working as an agent for S.H.I.E.L.D.  Not only did you manage to sleep past your alarm, you had to skip coffee because of the long line.

Quickly brushing a few stay hairs out of your face, you spot your boss on the other side of a room crowded full of agents. Sighing, you slowly make your way through the groups of people, apologizing every time you bumped someone.

Seeing a clear path to Director Fury, you pick up your pace, only to slam into the hard chest of a man who had stepped directly into your path.  You fall to the ground after the impact and glare up at the man.

He looks at you sheepishly and helps you up. "Sorry about that. I have to get to the Avengers' meeting and I didn't look where I was going."

Your angry retort died in your throats as you slowly recognize the man in front of you. Clint Barton. Hawkeye. One of earth's mightiest heroes.

He rubs the back of his neck awkwardly.  "So, you aren't mad at me?"

Fury breaks the awkwardness. "Y/N, glad to see you made it. Would you do me the favor of making sure that Barton gets to his meeting in time?  He's been skipping them for stupid reasons."

"A sprained pinkie finger is not stupid!  I'm an archer, if my fingers aren't working, I'll probably accidentally kill someone."

"Please come with me, Mr. Barton," you interrupt. "I have places to be also."

He follows you to the largest meeting room in the tower, where the rest of the team are also located.  As you turn to leave, he grabs your hand.

"Wait!  Y/N, was it?  Did it hurt?"

You roll your eyes. "Let me guess. When I fell from heaven?"

"Uhh, no."

"Then what?"

He grinned. "Did it hurt when you fell for me just then?"

You yank your hand out of his grasp and begin to walk away to hide your blush. "Yes, my ass will probably be bruised tomorrow."

You hear his faint chuckle. "See you around Y/N."

*******

A couple weeks later, you were stationed at a computer, watching for any possible Hydra activity.  A cold hand on your neck breaks you concentration immediately.  You spin around in you chair to face Clint.

"May I help you?"

"Y/N, I was hoping you wouldn't be here."

"I work here."

"Yes, but you see, I'm on a diet."

"That's nice to know."

He shakes his head sadly. "I gave up sweets, but you are sitting right there, tempting me."

You shake your head. "Nice try."

"Aww come on!  I thought that one was good."

"Better luck next time sweetheart."

*******

"Is your name wifi?"

"Clint...."

"Cause I'm feeling a connection!"

"You've got to be kidding."

*******

"Are you a 90 degree angle?"

"..."

"Cause you're looking right!"

"That one's actually pretty good."

*******

"Are you the hulk?"

"Is this going to be offensive?"

"Because you are smashing!"

"I'm telling Bruce you said that."

"...Please don't."

*******

The next day, you walk up to Clint before he approaches you. He raises his eyebrows when he notices you.

You smirk. "Is your name Waldo?"

"Y/N...."

"Cause someone like you is hard to find."

He looks at you in surprise. "Will you go on a date with me?"

"I thought you'd never ask."

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