Avengers x Reader Imagines

A Crush on a God? (Loki Laufeyson)

Ok, so he's not really an avenger, but come on!  Everyone loves Loki.

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Mmm, that hair only looks good on him. And that body? Damn, it should be a crime to look that good. And those lips-

"Y/N," your best friend Bucky calls, breaking you from your daydream. "What do you think? You haven't said anything this entire meeting."

You look up to see him and the rest of the Avengers looking at you with curiosity and a bit of concern in their eyes. Usually, you would not stop talking during these meeting, offering to go on solo missions to 'blow shit up', scoffing at Tony's plans, and altogether annoying Fury until he would threaten to take you off the team. But it has been two hours already, and you have not spoken a single word.

"Uhh, yep, everything sounds good," you say. "Didn't even need to cut in this time. Tony's plan is flawless, as usual. Steve, great presentation. Especially liked the part about blowing up the base. I would offer myself to do such a deed, but if Bucky so desires, he has my blessing. Now, if you all excuse me, I'll be off. I do think my spinach puffs are done." Rising from your chair, you head in the direction of the kitchen, determinedly not looking at the raven-haired god sitting in the chair beside his brother.

"Did...she just say an entire paragraph without using a swear word?" Asks Bucky.

"Really, Buck?" Says Steve. "That's what strikes you as odd?"

"Well yeah. Y/N has a mouth like a sailor."

"Something is definitely off," Tony interrupts. "She never says my plans are good. Usually it's something like, 'Great job Iron Man! You just spouted random shit from your mouth and called it a plan'. And today she called it flawless."

"And she always demands that she is the one to blow stuff up. Today she volunteered Bucky," points out Natasha.

"And Y/N doesn't even like spinach, much less spinach puffs!" Cries Bucky.

"Really pointing out all the important stuff Buck," Steve mutters.

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You glare at your reflection in the mirror.  "Snap out of it you idiot.  It's just a stupid crush.  You've gone through harder times then this.  Hell, you've faced the Hulk, Ultron, even Bucky without his morning coffee.  You are a badass who doesn't need a man!  Especially Loki, I mean, come on!  He tried to take over New York wearing that stupid helmet...kinda looked good on him though."  You shake your head.  "No, stop it.  Go back in that room and face him like a woman!"

Walking back into the room, you notice the meeting has ended.  You take a seat next to Bucky and sneak a glace at Loki.  He is standing next to his brother, wearing a rare genuine smile as Thor gives him a side hug.  His eyes catch yours for an instant, before you quickly look away and find Bucky looking at you with a mischievous look on his face.  "So, you and the new guy?"

"What, Loki?  Hell no, that guy's a maniac.  Never know what he's up to.  Kinda like the Joker, but like, Lego Batman Joker, not like Mark Hamill's Joker.  Do you get what I'm saying?"

"Y/N," Bucky says.

"Yes?"

"You're rambling and having crazy mood swings."

"Maybe I'm on my period.  Who are you to judge my emotions."

Bucky shakes his head.  "No, when you're on your period, you go on crazy killing mode.  That's why Fury always plans that hard missions during that time of the month."